Willow and Jaden Smith
I've decided Willow Smith is going to turn out all right. The fact that she apparently told Will and Jada she didn't want to do the "Annie" movie because she just wanted to be a kid for a while... that seems quite sane.
TLC
Y'all, I think they went chasing waterfalls, when they should've stuck to the rivers and the lakes that they're used to.
Ellie Goulding
Somebody was wondering how Ellie Goulding will sit down in this thing. The spikes are pointing OUT, though, so it's not like she's in danger of getting bloodied by her own outfit. That said, hot as she looks, I'm weary of seeing her in stuff that's see-through over her legs. She did that a lot for a while and zzz.
Joan Smalls
That looks like a hybrid of a tennis dress, and a sweatshirt. That lipstick is AMAZING on her, though.
Ariana Grande
This pattern is getting worked out -- Lucy Liu wore it to the Emmys, Crystal Reed wore it to something, and now Ariana here. She's a singer and a Nickelodeon starlet and she looks perfectly fine, and also somehow 13 and not the 20 she actually is. She also changed, to sing on the pre-show...
Ariana Grande
And THIS looks like a $5 Disney Princess On Ice costume she got on clearance. Pity, because she has some pipes.
Jordin Sparks
This is vaguely Space Attorney and yet also quite sexy on her.
Zoey Deutch
And, my beloved Zoey "Lea Thompson's Daughter" Deutch from Ringer (RIP). This is cool -- the texture looks really interesting -- but I wish it were one piece. I don't think that would diminish its coolness, but might make it look less like she's wearing an armored breastplate.
Richard Simmons
Here is what I love about him: He wore this EXACT ENSEMBLE to a pediatric AIDS foundation event two months ago, and actually, he was more dressed up when I went to his exercise class and we Vogued. But I love him. Seriously, he is so NICE, but also funny. And egalitarian: In age where you have to bleed yourself to afford the latest exercise fad, like SoulCycle or whatever, his classes cost $12 -- despite the fact that he could still fill the room for at least three times that -- and are full of joy and sweat and fun, and some barbed quips and shirtless men, and inspiration. So rock on, Richard Simmons. You can do no wrong in my book.