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# VMAs Fugs: Ariana Grande
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/vmas-fugs-ariana-grande/
- Published: 2014-08-25T18:30:03.000Z
- Updated: 2014-08-25T06:17:49.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

## Ariana Grande

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/ariana-grande-red-carpet.xml)

This feels a little *Angel: Honor Student By Day, Hooker By Night* to me.

## Ariana Grande

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/ariana-grande-red-carpet-2.xml)

What was it Coco Chanel said? "If your dress has six zippers, your boots should have none." Something like that.

## Ariana Grande

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/ariana-grande-stage.xml)

Ariana was NOT immune to the Lure of the Leotard that infected nearly everyone else at this event. At least this one is well BeDazzled.

## Ariana Grande

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/ariana-acceptance.xml)

I wish I had a better shot of this. This basic upshot of it, though, is: SHORT. SPARKLY. VMAS.

[VMAs Fugs: Ariana GrandeThere was this whole bit Jay Pharoah did last night about how HOT Ariana Grande is and how HOT he is for her and thank god she's 21 because otherwise it would be CREEPY how much he wants to bang her and she should write a song about how she's actually legal, to, like, reassure dudes that it's cool to perv out on her, and I was like, "dude, her being a legal adult doesn't make any of this much less creepy on your part, so maybe stop talking now." I hope she actually writes a song called Yes, This Is My Sexy Phase But Keep It Together, Dude. That being said, I do believe she is in the midst of that thing child stars do where they go pants-less and/or pose for Maxim so that everyone knows they cannot be pigeon-holed into some prudish hole. \[Photos: Getty, AKM/GSI\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/ariana-grande-red-carpet.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/vmas-fugs-ariana-grande-08-2014/)