Ciara Miller

When she saw Ciara, Jessica said, "She looks like she's in Coyote Ugly (as one of the hot girls who works there, to be clear)," and that is SPOT ON. DO WE SERVE WATER IN THIS BAR???

Miles Caton in Kid Super

This is delightful. He had great style during awards season and I'm thrilled to say he's still doing it right.

Olandria

I wish they had done this without needing the bright red strap -- or, perhaps, just having the strap coordinate. I don't think it needs to be an accessory until itself. The dress itself is cool enough.

INJI

This person is a Turkish rapper, apparently! That long leather coat is pretty spectacular. I do not live a life where I need to enter places in a blaze of leather-coated glory; I should fix that next time.

Rachel Dratch

This is quite interesting; good on Rachel for taking a swing. I don't know if they QUITE made the swoop work with the bodice, but I enjoy the concept -- and on a night that had a lot of UNFORTUNATE concepts.

David Corenswet

Zzz.

Lisa Rinna in SEKS

I can see a world in which someone described this to her and she was like, GREAT, and then she got it and was stuck with the womp-womp execution.

Thuy Tran

Her purse looks about as good at being a purse, as this dress is at being a dress. (I know that's a weird mouthful.)

Meek

She looks like a Kleenex box that turned itself inside out.

Chuck D and Flavor Flav

Flav just doing Flav things.

Bella Poarch

Meet Eponine from a bondage-themed production of Les Mis.

I'm glad she has lumbar support.

Nic Vansteenberghe

Nic Love Island is probably wondering if he should have worn more lace, or laces.

Some Truly Awful VMAs Outfits Lurk Herein

Yay!