Katy Perry

This is such a cheeky scream, and so much more fun than whenever she shows up dressed like, say, a geisha. PLEASE go through Seminal Outfits of VMAs past, Katy. Next year: THE MEAT DRESS.

Katy Perry

Do any of the kids in the audience even get this joke? That was 13 years ago. THEY WERE BARELY BORN. Poor Youngs. They didn't even know about Britney and Justin, AKA The Greatest Love of The Early Aughts.

Katy Perry

I mostly just included this photo because it made me laugh. He looks so NEFARIOUS back there. The one shadow on this day is that she brought Riff Raff -- WHOMEVER HE EVEN IS -- and not K. Fed. Bringing K Fed would have really put the cherry atop the sundae of this delight, Katy. Remember that for the Oscars.

VMAs Well Played: Katy Perry

Y'all. This is the best thing Katy Perry has ever done. She Tweeted yesterday that she was going for the Best Worst Dressed list and that is EXACTLY WHAT THIS IS. She and Riff Raff here (not of Rocky Horror fame, sadly) are BRITNEY AND JUSTIN from the 2001 VMAs. This is hilarious and it is delightful, and I desperately hope there was a dance off later in the evening. [Photos: Getty, Fame/Flynet]