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Ciara

This is the MOST elaborate frame for one's labia. It's Givenchy, and thus clearly a cousin to that cracked-out Beyonce Met Ball gown with the purple feather train. So apart from it being a bad idea to wear a labial window, it's DOUBLY bad when it's like a watery copy of a dress most people -- fondly or with acid -- remember very, very clearly.

Iggy Azalea

WHAT MADNESS DROVE HER INTO THIS. We at least already KNEW Ciara's taste ran questionable.

Ciara

It's just... no. And do the shoulder zippers mean she could make it sleeveless? Is it a CONVERTIBLE shitshow?

Iggy Azalea

There is a good reason she wasn't on the red-carpet pre-show. Well, two good reasons, the other being that I'm not sure anyone over here knows who she is yet.

Iggy Azalea

I'm assuming she changed because this one at least covers twenty-five percent of her body... This is church-modest by comparison, yet also makes Lil' Kim's ensemble look like a breath of fresh sanity.

VMAs Who Fugged It More: Iggy Azalea vs Ciara vs Iggy Azalea
Yes, you read that right -- Iggy Azalea wore not one but TWO see-through outfits, which means this is going to be a dogfight. Poor Ciara. All that effort into looking super naked, and some random Australian singer takes her thunder and flosses with it. In other news, I just imagined Iggy Pop in these outfits and now I can't unsee it. You're welcome. [poll id="11021"] [Photos: Getty]

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