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# VMAs Fug Carpet: Ashley Greene
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/vmas_fug_carpet_ashley091310-09-2010/
- Published: 2010-09-13T12:00:06.000Z
- Updated: 2010-09-12T21:20:40.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: VMAs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

I was tempted to make this an Unfug It Up, but it seemed too easy:  

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2010/09/94202_104033913.jpg "2010 MTV Video Music Awards - Arrivals")

Without the knot, maybe it's just a nice mini-dress with a Grecian skirt. With it, though, it looks like a quick fix in the car to cover up the fact that she knocked a decanter of red wine into her lap -- or worse, a hastily constructed adult diaper. And if there's one thing in life aside from your house that you don't want built in a hurry, it's probably your adult diaper.