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# VMAs Fug Carpet: Dane Cook
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/vmas_fug_carpet_dane_cook-09-2010/
- Published: 2010-09-13T09:00:40.000Z
- Updated: 2010-09-12T20:49:24.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Man Fugs, people we don't see out much, VMAs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

There is a story that's been circulating about Dane Cook for a while, namely that he got asked to leave the apartment building in which he was living in Los Angeles -- a truly spectacular building, one that is so pretty that you almost crash into the trees around it because you're craning your neck to look at it -- because he refused to take his dog out. Like, ever. He'd just -- ALLEGEDLY -- open his apartment door and let the dog answer the call of nature in the hallway. You can imagine how much his neighbors appreciated this. I never really paid this story much credence.  
  
![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2010/09/94182_104034133.jpg "2010 MTV Video Music Awards - Arrivals")

  
But THIS dude? This dude totally looks like the douchey neighbor who lets his dog shit in your hallway. You would suspect that wasn't necessarily the look he was going for, but one never knows.