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# VMAs Fug Carpet/Weirdly Entertaining Played Lady Gaga/Cher
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/vmas_fug_carpetweirdly_entertaingchergaga-09-2010/
- Published: 2010-09-13T13:00:50.000Z
- Updated: 2016-11-17T01:06:09.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, people we don't see out much, secretly awesome, VMAs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

CHER: So, you're wearing a meat dress.  
  
LADY GAGA: You're wearing your outfit from If I Could Turn Back Time, dude!  
  
CHER: Um, this is ICONIC.  
  
LADY GAGA: SO IS MEAT.  
  
CHER: I don't know how to respond to that.  
  
LADY GAGA: I'm even wearing MEAT SHOES:  
  
![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2010/09/94212_104036852.jpg "2010 MTV Video Music Awards - Show")

  
CHER: None of this seems sanitary.  
  
LADY GAGA: YOU'RE WEARING TAPE AS PANTS.  
  
CHER: I guess you have a point. Let's look at what you wore on the red carpet:  
  
![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2010/09/94212_104035734.jpg "2010 MTV Video Music Awards - Arrivals")

  
CHER: Snooze. After wearing a strip steak as a headband, this is about as exciting as the apron on a Starbucks barista.  
  
LADY GAGA: What are you TALKING about? I look like Queen Isabella of Spain going to pose for one of those sculptures on the front of a boat!  
  
CHER: You mean, a figurehead?  
  
LADY GAGA: Whatever. I look like that, mixed in with someone who was in an explosion at the Kool-Aid factory during the blue cycle! It's amazing! I'm amazing. Me me me me me!  
  
CHER: Whatever.  
  
LADY GAGA: WHATEVER?! THIS IS HARD WORK, OLD LADY.  
  
CHER: Accept an Oscar wearing a six foot tall beaded showgirl headdress after years of being famous for singing songs about gypsies, tramps and thieves and get back to me about hard work, kid.  
  
LADY GAGA:..okay, fair enough.