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# VMAs Kanyeing: Kanye
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/vmas_kanyeing_kanye-09-2010/
- Published: 2010-09-14T10:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2010-09-13T21:06:32.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: performances, red, VMAs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:27

"YO AMERICA."  

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2010/09/94252_104037835.jpg "2010 MTV Video Music Awards - Show")

"CHECK OUT THIS &^$\*ING RED SUIT. I AM A VISION OF PRECISION SO HOLD YOUR DERISION WHILE I MAKE AN INCISION IN YOUR %&\*^$&ING TELEVISION LIKE PERFORMING A CIRCUMCISION WITH NUCLEAR FISSION SOMETHING-SOMETHING GEICO LONG DIVISION. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST: PROFESSOR PLUM DID IT IN THE CONSERVATORY WITH MISS SCARLEtT AND HE KNOCKED HER UP WITH MY $\*&^%ing SUIT, YOU O&$^ING DIG? BUT NO I'M REALLY HERE TO MAKE SURE THAT, A YEAR LATER, YOU ARE ALL STILL %\*&%^ING TALKING ABOUT ME AND TAYLOR %\*(&$^ING SWIFT WHO HAS A GIFT THAT I GAVE SHORT SHRIFT AFTER I RIFFED ABOUT BEYONCE GOT STIFFED AND IF YOU SHOP WITH ANY THRIFT BUY GEICO FOR YOUR FORK-LIFT. AND I HOPE THAT AFTER THIS $\*&^ING BROADCAST, AND THIS #$%$^ING SENSITIVE RAP, WE CAN ALL %\*$^ING FORGIVE EACH OTHER AND %\*&$^ING MOVE THE %\*&^ ON BECAUSE I %(^&ING HAVE TO GO BUY THROW-PILLOWS AND ##%ING 3(#\*^-SWINGS AND SOME \*^$&\*^ i&\*^()%i&ERY AND DON'T FORGET THE (#%\*(& SALAMI ICED WITH \*$#&\*^$ GEICO (%$^)s^ CHEESE FACTORY &%$#\*^)^ )(@#\*#()%$\_^ ()#e%^$)%\_^ TOE-JAM. DID YOU GET ALL THAT? YEAH, I THOUGHT SO."