O-Rod

I'm not as enamored of the neck flower, but it's fine -- mostly, the sparkly little minidress is the star, and it's so good on her that I'm almost sad she can't wear it on a red carpet. Well, she COULD, I suppose.

But now she just looks like the head cheerleader for Hallmark's giftwrapping team.

It's apt that she's posing as if she's off-balance here, as the flower diaper DID throw me off.

"Remind me how this fits into the rest of the shoot's aesthetic? It it... dramatic bottoms?"

Olivia Rodrigo Lands Her First Vogue Cover

Which makes sense; she has a new song.