LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 21: Maya Jama attends an event hosted by British Vogue and Audemars Piguet to celebrate London Fashion Week at The Savoy on September 21, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Dave Benett/Getty Images for British Vogue)
She has the most gorgeous face, and she REALLY seems not to want you to notice that. This looks like she tried to a sexy striptease from within a ghillie suit, and it got stuck and ripped.
LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 21: Maya Jama seen attending Vogue party at Carbone London on September 21, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Ricky Vigil M / Justin E Palmer/GC Images)
Lest you doubt, yes, it was indeed a thong.
Lily Allen
LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 21: Lily Allen seen attending Vogue party at Carbone London on September 21, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Ricky Vigil M / Justin E Palmer/GC Images)
And yet, Lily Allen may have found something worse. Because it's not even TRYING to be interesting; it's JUST drab.
Saweetie
LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 21: Saweetie attends an event hosted by British Vogue and Audemars Piguet to celebrate London Fashion Week at The Savoy on September 21, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Dave Benett/Getty Images for British Vogue)
This is the one bright light in this entire parade.
Julia Fox
LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 21: Julia Fox attends an event hosted by British Vogue and Audemars Piguet to celebrate London Fashion Week at The Savoy on September 21, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Dave Benett/Getty Images for British Vogue)
This is like bad Kim Kardashian cosplay.
Jameela Jamil
LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 21: Jameela Jamil attends an event hosted by British Vogue and Audemars Piguet to celebrate London Fashion Week at The Savoy on September 21, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Dave Benett/Getty Images for British Vogue)
People need to learn that this lopsided pose is not as flattering as they think -- it always looks like the person expects there to be a stool to prop them up.
Raye
LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 21: Raye attends an event hosted by British Vogue and Audemars Piguet to celebrate London Fashion Week at The Savoy on September 21, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Dave Benett/Getty Images for British Vogue)
The boob chandelier somehow makes this weirder.
Nathalie Emmanuel
LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 21: Nathalie Emmanuel attends an event hosted by British Vogue and Audemars Piguet to celebrate London Fashion Week at The Savoy on September 21, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Dave Benett/Getty Images for British Vogue)
I get it, but I wish she'd picked one or the other piece.
Mia Regan
LONDON, ENGLAND - SEPTEMBER 21: Mia Regan attends an event hosted by British Vogue and Audemars Piguet to celebrate London Fashion Week at The Savoy on September 21, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Dave Benett/Getty Images for British Vogue)
This is Romeo Beckham's ex -- the one who allegedly also maybe had a past with Brooklyn, which came out during stories of the rift between them all -- and she looks like she's starring on an Amazon Prime knockoff of Gossip Girl.
