Taraji P. Henson, Viola Davis in custom Swarovski Couture, and Giovanna Battaglia Engelbert

Everyone here looks extremely fun and Taraji looks like she ran into a glorious Viola and Giovanna (Swarovski's creative director) while she was heading out to a totally different party. Hers had the dress code, "high fashion roller derby" and it's going to be a banger.

Cynthia Erivo (in 1998 Dior), Jennifer Hudson, and Jurnee Smollett

I can't get mad about any of this! Everyone here looks great -- and it's fun to see celebs at a fashion show where everyone is wearing different designers.

Miley Cyrus in Saint Laurent

Miley is ABSOLUTELY in disguise. She looks like the leader of a really chic 1980s French lady motorcycle gang.

Da'Vine Joy Randolph

This is ALSO very 1980s -- and is so glam! -- and this all makes me feel like Only Murders in the Building has missed an opportunity for a Halloween episode.

Ryan Destiny

This is a perfect trench.

Jennifer Connelly in Louis Vuitton

ABSOLUTELY as expected. (Not in a bad way.) This top was shown over pants on the runway and her stems looks super but that actually might have been a fun variation from theme.

Brooklyn Peltz Beckham and Nicola Peltz Beckham

Both of them look VERY reasonable....and honestly very happy.

Winnie Harlow

Is...this...wet? From an artistic standpoint, it looks cool. I hope it's just an optical illusion, though, or she might catch a chill.

Maude Apatow and Tracee Ellis Ross

Here, two neighbors pose for a photo together before heading out to separate events: Maude, to her wedding; TER to a high-end Halloween party that has AMAZING passed apps but at which she eventually is too hot in her trench.

Dakota Johnson in Valentino

There's one thing about Dakota. She is GOING to wear Alessandro Michele.

Maitreyi Ramakrishnan

The beading on the bodice here is gorgeous but it is sort of lost in this photo; I think this might have been BIP (Better In Person).

Kathryn Hahn

I feel like this is the best thing she's worn in AGES -- although overall, her styling has been very improved the last few months. But this is great.

Becky G

I truly do not understand the dress code. You could wear this to the Oscars. WAIT are people supposed to be dressed like they're going to th Oscars?

Karol G in Balenciaga

This is the People With Just "G" As Their Surname section of the slideshow. This is weirdly sort of corporate AND sexy at the same time?

Rebecca Hall

I respect this 90s vibe.

Chloe Fineman

This would have been better without the cape overlay....but perhaps even more bridal?

Michelle Monaghan

The aughts are BACK and Exhibit A is the rise of these pants! (Which frankly I like but I cannot live a lifestyle of having to be this careful sitting down anymore.)

Eiza González

She often is styled very Classically Pretty -- obviously, that's not a ding -- but it's fun to see her get just a slight bit weird.

Mindy Kaling

This color works beautifully on her. Honestly, this whole thing is reasonable.

Demi Lovato and Rita Ora

Rita looks great in this and together they look like they're attending the wedding of their least favorite child.

Phoebe Tonkin

Phoebe! I am sorry I accidentally downloaded a photo where you look so glum! This slip dress is very pretty!

Haley Lu Richardson, Ashley Park and Nina Dobrev

Haley Lu Richardson looks like she's just going to someone's formal event, Ashley Park looks like she's in costume from some shenanigan on Emily in Paris and Nina Dobrev is definitely in costume as Audrey Hepburn. (Nina and Ashley are both freshly single, I hope they whooped it up.)

Rocco Liu, Liu Yifei and Zhu Yilong

I need to know more about that brooch!

Juliette Lewis and Jonathan Simkhai

I appreciate that Juliette looks as if she blew in on the wind; I assume she's wearing Simkhai (whose work I almost always love and wish we saw more of on the red carpet).

Camila Alves McConaughey, Olivia Munn, Henry Golding

Everyone here looks nice! These group shots are starting to look like photos you take of people at a wedding because they're sitting at the same table, and then you realize none of them actually really know each other.

Camila Cabello

I don't hate this but I REALLY love how Demi back there looks like she's telling Rita a totally wild story.

Barbara Palvin and Dylan Sprouse

Honestly, they both look great.

Camila Mendes in 2009 Ralph Lauren and Madelaine Petsch

This is a LOT of people who were on Riverdale. Or their twin brothers.

Mandy Moore

Mandy ALSO looks annoyed but she should not, this dress is so good!

Victoria Monét

This is GLAM and gorgeous.

Halle Bailey

This would absolutely work better if she weren't having to pose in front of a bunch of electrical wires and a caution pole.

Heidi Klum

This is -- with all due respect to Heidi, who is probably distracted planning her Halloween costume right now -- a total mess. It is a sheer oversized something over what looks like just sort of standard undies and randomly belted! This must have seemed better in theory.

Anna Wintour

I DO like it when A.W goes full patterns.

Hilary Duff

Sure! Fine! Whatever! No one is going to have the urge to get mad about this! Have a great time, Hilary!

Wisdom Kaye

He ALWAYS looks chic, and this is as usual.

Bryan Tyree Henry

Same here; it takes a lot of oomph to pull this off, but luckily he's very oomph-y.

Gwyneth Paltrow

This is the only pic I could rustle up of Goop at my time of writing this -- she is sitting with iconic costumer Sandy Powell, whose suit is amazing. She looks VERY "I wish you well" here.

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