Jennifer Lopez

I believe this is D&G -- she arrived with them and eventually walked the runway in this. The jewelry is AMAZING and the idea is good but it doesn't fit that well in her bosom. If not for this event, WHEN? Maybe people really don't care about Vogue World!

Anna Wintour and Karen Mulder

Heather pointed out to me yesterday that Anna's bangs look different. They're usually VERY blunt. We decided she got wine drunk spiraling over the Met Gala and, in the manner of women throughout time, ill-advisedly trimmed her own bangs.

Heidi Klum

Meanwhile, this seems perfectly on brand. Carry on.

Pamela Anderson in Ferragamo

This is the world's most glorious wine bag and that is 100% a compliment.

Dakota Johnson in Valentino

That's Mikey Madison in the red back there, her fellow Vogue cover star. As of my typing this, I had NO solo shots of Mikey Madison at all, which seems like an error on the photogs part or (more likely) she did not want to pose for them, which seems unusual at this point in her career and given that this is an contractual obligation. This may be because, from what I could tell, whoever dressed her did her wrong. HOWEVER, this event did seem sort of all over the place so who even knows. Also: Michael B Jordan did not appear to attend at all, even though his Vogue covers PROMISED he'd see us in Milan!!, as did Vogue's own Instagram. (He is filming right now so likely had a conflict? Maybe he has a migraine? I don't know.) Speaking of migraines, this gives me one.

Taraji P. Henson in Yara Shoemaker

Taraji looks like she's thinking, "I thought this would be a splashier event." (The one in LA WAS enormous, but...you know. A lot of people live there.)

Naomi Campbell

Beautiful and very refined.

Monica Bellucci

She always looks like this -- gorgeous, to be sure, but also like she stopped by on the way to another engagement.

Ciara

I feel like statement necklaces are BACK and I'm delighted. Someone tells Countess Luann. (She obviously looks totally good here, it's Ciara. She looks totally good in like...a collegiate mascot costume without the head, you know?)

Olivia Palermo in Antonio Marras

This is very pleasantly quirky and I appreciate that she intentionally wore something interesting.

Leomie Anderson

This would also be an amazing tablecloth.

Jason Momoa

I appreciate that Momoa brought his spritz! It's Italy!

Alicia Keys

Alicia Keys performed -- I assume she's singing one of her usual hits, but given that this event was sponsored by ALO, eBay, Eli Lilly and Company, and Meta Glasses (ugh), maybe it was a new composition about how Mark Zuckerberg loves pharmaceuticals or something.

Cardi B

This feels VERY on the nose. (She looks cute, though.)

Molly Gordon

Molly Gordon packed her REASONABLE klaxon, I see.

Camila Mendes

This color is great on her and the skirt looks like a fancy bag you'd shove a sleeping bag into.

Naomi Watts

She looks gorgeous, as ever, and very wisely understated.

Camila Alves

As does she, actually.

Gabrielle Union and Dwyane Wade

Three (four, technically) makes a trend.

Christine Centenera and Joel Edgerton

"Zuck made us wear these glasses or we'd be banned from our local Buy Nothing."

Vogue World Seems Somewhat Under-Attended This Year

Is this because people still don't know what the hell Vogue World even IS? Or are they over Anna's shenanigans?