> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Vogues: 1981-2020 - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/vogues-1981-2020/ - Published: 2020-07-23T14:45:18.000Z - Updated: 2020-10-28T05:48:53.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:09 ## 1981 - Kelly Emberg ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2020/07/1981-july-vogue-cover-1595467614.jpg) That is a great, fierce cover photo, but "a fat food expert gets thinner" is THE WORST. ## 1982: Nastassja Kinski ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/1982-july-vogue-cover-1595467620.jpg) We are at a real low Vogue ebb here. I did laugh at "croissant crazy" because I feel like the Vogue of today would NEVER advocate carbs. ## 1983: Nastassja Kinski ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/1983-july-vogue-cover-1595467626.jpg) See, Nastassja agrees with me. (I LOVE how, if you flip from one to the next, it's like she's actively shocked by something.) It's two July covers in a row for her, but three in a row for the word "terrific." She does not look upbeat, either. ## 1984: Kim Alexis ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/1984-july-vogue-cover-1595467632.jpg) The mandate must have been, "Widen your eyes. WIDER." Kim looks good, though. And shoes are enjoying their FOURTH July cover in a row. It was all about shoes in July, I guess. ## 1985: Isabella Rossellini ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/1985-july-vogue-cover-1595467638.jpg) WIDER, ISABELLA. WIDER. ## 1986: Estelle Lefebure ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/1986-july-vogue-cover-1595467644.jpg) But what of the shoes, Vogue? WHAT OF THE SHOES? (I do kind of like this though.) ## 1987: Paulina Porizkova ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/1987-july-vogue-cover-1595467650.jpg) This is deliciously '80s and also pretty effective. I guess the fall signals were telling us all to go to jazzercise. ## 1988 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/1988-july-vogue-cover-1595467656.jpg) The bubonic plague, but make it FASHION. ## 1989: Tatjana Patitz ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/1989-july-vogue-cover-1595467661.jpg) I wish they had gone with TARTANS instead of sequins. This cover needs a jolt. ## 1990: Cindy Crawford ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/1990-july-vogue-cover-1595467666.jpg) "Love With A Referee" would be a great romance novella. ## 1991: Karen Mulder ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/1991-july-vogue-cover-1595467672.jpg) I don't love the outfit, but I do like the attitude. ## 1992: Karen Mulder ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/1992-july-vogue-cover-1595467678.jpg) She's great at the hair toss, it seems. I do wish they'd put the Olympic women on the cover. ## 1993: Claudia Schiffer ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/1993-july-vogue-cover-1595467684.jpg) That has to be the worst hair I've ever seen on Claudia. ## 1994: Cindy Crawford ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/1994-july-vogue-cover-1595467690.jpg) I assume a face lift for the fainthearted is... holding your face up with your hands? ## 1995: Kate Moss ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/1995-july-vogue-cover-1595467696.jpg) I've never been a huge Kate Moss person, but this is admittedly pretty cute. And not at all surly, which Vogue likes to be. ## 1996: Amber Valletta ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/1996-july-vogue-cover-1595467702.jpg) I misread that as "Abortion and The Gap," which would have been a very very different story. ## 1997: Kiara Kabukuru ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/1997-july-vogue-cover-1595467708.jpg) There is surely nothing so niche as a story in Vogue about the 25 best cutters and colorists, because surely most of them were in New York or L.A. ## 1998: Claire Danes ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/1998-july-vogue-cover-1595467714.jpg) However, Vogue REALLY does think we need to fight our way into prestige salons. Honestly? Kevin does my color just fine. ## 1999: Gisele ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/1999-july-vogue-cover-1595467720.jpg) That cover line about "return of the SEXY model" is... I suspect a lot of popular models were like, "The HELL? Up yours." ## 2000: Cate Blanchett ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/2000-july-vogue-cover-1595467725.jpg) Cate looks great in that grieving Kleenex of a shirt. I hope "Broadway's Big Babe" called Anna Wintour and screamed in her ear for an hour about that headline. ## 2001: Catherine Zeta-Jones ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/2001-july-vogue-cover-1595467730.jpg) I... no. I would not wear my house. ## 2002: Amber Valletta ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/2002-july-vogue-cover-1595467736.jpg) "Jude Law: actor, heartthrob, ideal husband" did not age very well. ## 2003: Demi Moore ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/2003-july-vogue-cover-1595467742.jpg) This is pretty, but antiseptically so? Demi Moore has more of a spark than this. ## 2004: Kirsten Dunst ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/2004-july-vogue-cover-1595467748.jpg) I don't know if Kirsten really reinvented Hollywood glamour, but she WAS pretty instrumental in Rodarte getting its wacky toehold. Maybe she less reinvented it than... kind of twisted it. ## 2005: Kate Winslet ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/2005-july-vogue-cover-1595467755.jpg) So pretty. So pensive. ## 2006: Kate Hudson ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/2006-july-vogue-cover-1595467760.jpg) Seriously, people should ask Vogue NOT to say you're an ideal spouse or that your marriage is Teflon. It's like the Madden NFL curse but with magazines. (This is a good pic of Kate, though. It is, as my grandmother would have said, darling.) ## 2007: Natalia Vodianova ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/2007-july-vogue-cover-1595467766.jpg) SUPERMANNY. ## 2008: Kidman ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/2008-july-vogue-cover-1595467772.jpg) Pretty dress, but I don't know why she's hanging off a lighting rig while drinking in the smells of the desert. ## 2009: Sienna Miller ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/2009-july-vogue-cover-1595467777.jpg) Again... it's a so-so dress and kind of a boring cover. Her ponytail has more sass and you can barely see it. ## 2010: Marion Cotillard ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/2010-july-vogue-cover-1595467783.jpg) She looks zoned out. ## 2011: Emma Watson ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/2011-july-vogue-cover-1595467788.jpg) THAT is dramatic and great. She reminds me of a Robert Palmer video. ## 2012: Emma Stone ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/2012-july-vogue-cover-1595467797.jpg) Whereas THIS Emma got styled as if she just woke up and caught her lover putting his wedding ring back on. ## 2013: Katy Perry ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/2013-july-vogue-cover-1595467803.jpg) That is a ghastly picture of her. She looks wan, like this is her first trip outside after two years of a fever. ## 2014: Lupita ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/2014-july-vogue-cover-1595467810.jpg) And she also looks a little sleepy, as if she was fighting to keep her eyes open against bright sunlight. ## 2015: Cara Delevingne ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/2015-july-vogue-cover-1595467816.jpg) Did Vogue manage to stumble on Cara's only awkward angle? ## 2016: Amy Schumer ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/2016-july-vogue-cover-1595467821.jpg) That cover looks like Amy Schumer parodying a Vogue cover, and that quote feels less like something Amy Schumer would say earnestly than something Amy Schumer would say as a joke because it's poking fun at boilerplate Vogue fluff jobs. But I don't think either WAS actually parody? ## 2017: Zendaya ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/2017-july-vogue-cover-1595467827.jpg) She is just... great. Softness and strength in one shot. ## 2018: Gisele ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/2018-july-vogue-cover-1595467833.jpg) It takes some doing to drown out a supermodel in your shot, but wow, this cover really did it. ## 2019: Margot Robbie ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2020/07/2019-july-vogue-cover-1595467839.jpg) And this is just a ghastly overuse of a wind machine. HOW was this the choice?!? Why would you do this to her? It's an outtake, not a cover. [The Last of the July Vogues: Kiki, Kinski, Lupita, and a Lot of Blank EyesWe're in 1981-2019 now.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2020/07/1981-july-vogue-cover-1595467614.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-last-of-the-july-vogues-kiki-kinski-lupita-and-a-lot-of-blank-eyes/)