Nicki Minaj in Pamella Roland

This feels extremely on-brand. It's underpants-centric, it's cleavtacular, and there is a gigantic cape, and she looks like she is here to hex all her enemies and maybe some of her friends besides.

Priyanka Chopra in Dion Lee

I was at a restaurant in Vancouver this past weekend, and looked up across the street and saw someone watching Quantico on a giant TV. "It's nice that someone still watches that," I said, "but I kind of want to tell them that they're wasting that great TV." Speaking of restaurants, they should make all waiters wear skirts or pants like this, so that if anyone drops a napkin they can simply pluck one from their own person.

Ashely Graham in Maticevski

I don't have a credit on this at the moment, but I ASSUME Boob Horns means Vivienne Westwood? [NOTE: It's Maticevski! It is... extremely evocative of VW, though.] This... could be so much worse but it's also dull as hell, and needs accessories badly.

Winnie Harlow

Her clothes appear to have a lower thread count than most cheap bedsheets.

Gigi Hadid in Paco Rabanne

Well, she looks better than I expected in a dress that's designed to only wrap 75 percent of the way around her. She is a model; that is probably how she does it.

in Versace

Nicely done, Irina! You win the Metallic Stakes tonight.

Shanina Shaik

... Were the shorts an improvisation? For they are woeful.

Ashlee Simpson

This looks like something her sister Jessica would wear. Which would be GREAT for Jessica but I'm not sure Ashlee has the same zest.

Danielle Herrington

Why bother discussing the dress when her platform shooves are so terrible?

Paris Hackson

This does not adhere to any conceivable dress code for this party, other than, "Wear something made of anything."

Martha Stewart

Oh, MARTHA, leave your Land's End nightshirts at home.

Hailey Baldwin in Hilfiger

It's weird when she's one of the better-dressed humans in any batch of photos.

Dascha Polanco in Tadashi Shoji

She needs a plummier lipstick, but this is SO MUCH better than the denim nightmare she just wore.

And I love this on her. It's so crisp

Heather Graham in Tadashi Shoji

This is one of the most rampantly hideous tihngs I've seen in a while. HEATHER. You are sullying our name.

Lily Collins

Ahhhh, that's better. Thanks, Lily. My heart rate is back down.

Tess Holliday in Shoji

Gorgeous.

Kat Graham in Alessandra Rich

OKAY I'M STRESSED OUT AGAIN. I feel like this is what Cora Crawley will wear when she's widowed but still a tad horny.

Zoe Saldana

To me this says, "Eh, I didn't want to come to this that badly, so whatever. I'll save the good stuff for something else."

Sofia Coppola

This is so LIVELY for her. I quite like it. Not with those shoes, though, I don't think.

Suki Waterhouse

Okay, I was all fired up for a joke abougt how she came over in the middle of a costume fitting for a period piece, but then I saw her shoes, and my soul cried.

Alex Morgan in Shoji

Thank you, Alex. Once again, I am calmed.

Katie Holmes

Forget the dress: Her feet HATE those shoes.

Emily Ratajkowski

Well. I like her color combo, and while I would not PERSONALLY want a shirt with a ponytail as long as my pants, it's a happy departure from her usual lunacy.

Elizabeth Debicki

This aesthetic is so sloppy. It's very much not for me.

Katherine Langford

I can't tell if that's a fiery pattern or bunches of bananas, or what, but I LOVE IT for her. She often wears widow's weeds and this is cheery and cool. Swap out the shoes and we're all in, baby.

Bel Powley

I applaud the photographer's efforts to get in the whole outfit, by the way. In some cases that seems to have been harder than others, hence the crooked pic. Anyway: I like the whole outfit on her, even if the skirt material is deeply perplexing to me on its own.

Cynthia Erivo

I LOVE that she picked dramatic purple makeup with this white frock.

Rainey Qualley

I laughed when I saw her semi-dirty kicks with this. I both find it charming, and think MAYBE she should've brought a pair of fancier flats in her purse.

NYFW Parties: This Post Is A Rich Tapestry of Choices

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