Claire Foy and Emily Blunt
I thought Emily was Emma Stone SO MUCH that I actually wrote a whole rant about how Emma Stone has ALSO been on this cover too often. I...take it back. Both of these are first timers and...you know, I get it. I get what you're selling, W. And I wish Claire Foy would wear that eye liner ALWAYS.
Kiki Layne and Jonah Hill
Jonah Hill looks unrecognizable, but handsome. (Although I also thought he was handsome when he was a man of greater size.) KiKi Layne looks gorgeous -- I love her in this color -- and together they sort of look like your coupled-up friends where you kinda wish she'd break up with him because he's such a drip.
Michael B Jordan and Margot Robbie
Whereas these two are your coupled-up friends who throw the BEST parties and are GREAT together, even if this photo of Margot was clearly snapped before she went into hair and makeup OR wardrobe.
Nicole Kidman
Nicole is auditioning for the Catherine O'Hara part in the stage adaptation of Beetlejuice here, I see. (CATHERINE O'HARA IS STILL WITH US, NICOLE.)
Mahershala Ali and Amy Adams
I would definitely watch a romantic film starring these two very very good-looking people, and also this shot makes it look like Mahershala is transfixed by Amy's cleavage. It probably IS mesmerizing!!
Eddie Redmayne and Rami Malek
It's annoying to me that Eddie is in the foreground when Rami is the one with a Great Performance this year and also why does he look so pained? Let Rami Malek hug you! You're not even supposed to be here!
Saoirse Ronan
I actually like this one.