Alana and Danielle Haim in Louis Vuitton

So, for a while Alana did a bunch of events with just Este, and now she's got Danielle with her. I guess people are being stingy with the guest invitations? I wonder if she and her sister just flipped a coin for each half of the party calendar. Anyway, I like these -- they remind me of rugby shirts turned into dresses -- although I don't know if I buy that this was the event for them? I also feel like J. Crew has to be kicking itself for not making them.

Emilia Jones in Christopher Kane

Not EVERYONE wore LV. Emilia, for example, went in costume as the president of the koozie fan club.

Saniyya Sidney in LV

This is great and youthful and fun, but we have GOT TO come up with a code word that wraps up out feelings about these shoes, like how we used PIZZA for sheers. Because I can't keep repeating the same screeching. (Although I repeat myself on everything, so whatever.)

Chloe Grace Moretz in LV

The skirt here seems pulled up too high, yeah?

Ruth E. Carter

Ruth did NOT come to this party to be uncomfortable, or cold, and I appreciate both of those approaches.

Tiffany Haddish, Michael Gandolfini

These two are costars in an upcoming movie whose concept is kind of a send-up of people who make money off posting their lives on social media (but it involves alien overlords). I recently enjoyed Tiffany in The Afterparty and highly recommend that you check that out on Apple TV+ if you have it. NOT AN AD. I think my favorite thing in this is Michael's dotty suit, and my least favorite thing might be his mustache.

Rachel Sennott

From what we've seen of Rachel, her main aesthetic seems to be micro-minis.

Kaia Gerber in Oscar de la Renta

That's a perfect fun party dress.

Lauren Ridloff

I want to like this. I'm REALLY close to liking it? But it might be a little TOO wavy for my eye.

Lily James in Magda Butrym

That string around her neck gives me the heebie-jeebies.

Daisy Edgar Jones, Ella Hunt

I don't love EITHER of these. Daisy's top looks loose loose (might not be in reality) because of how it sits away from her skin, and WHAT is Ella wearing? A moldy old bib and torn boot-socks? Should I NOT have thrown out all my old nylons that had runs in them?

Mindy Kaling in Magda Butrym

She looks very sexy in this, but I never love the wet-look hair. Still, it's nice to see her going a bit bombshell.

Kate Hudson (in LV) and Dakota Johnson (Gucci)

Those shoes are... quite a craft project. (Is it just me, or does it look like she... very recently went to, say, a dermatologist?) Dakota looks fine, but the suit is fairly limp. She mostly looks like she put it on just to have something to wear.

Marlee Matlin

This is the best version of both Dakota's AND Kate's vibes.

Emma Chamberlain in LV

Same. This is... fine. She looks fine.

Colman Domingo

Colman is wearing the color story of the season, with a little cleav to boot.

Thuso Mbedu

I love that color on her. I never am going to love the giant white zipper. That one doesn't make any kind of interesting statement, so what's the point of it being so obvious?

Pedro Almodovar

I appreciate this hit of color. He looks like Christmas in March.

Renate Reinsve in Louis Vuitton

She is giving me Sexy Aviatrix vibes here, and I like it.

Kathryn Gallagher

Why not!

Cole Sprouse, Ari Fournier

So sorry to see that their housecat was having a tough day.

Simon Rex

"ARE WE DONE CAN I GO SLEEP FOR A YEAR NOW THANKS."

Gabrielle Union in Valentino

She makes a purple satin diaper look cool, I'll give her that.

Maya Rudolph, Paul Thomas Anderson, Sara Moonves

Maya looks as you would expect. I had a VERY cathartic conversation with some friends on FB about how much we hated Licorice Pizza and it really did help.

Brittany O'Grady, Ryan Destiny

These two were on "Star" together, although Brittany, we know more recently from The White Lotus. I wish I could see her dress better; it LOOKS like she adorned it with toilet paper. Ryan's is just more of the same.

Amelia Warner, Jamie Dornan

She looks like a parody of a golf pro shop. He looks exactly like he always does.

Maria Bakalova in LV

Her shirt is belts. Not in as bad a way as if it were ACTUAL belts, but not in a cute way either.

Cooper Hoffman

I do not care for that cardigan on him.

Josh Lucas

This works.

Diana Silvers

Much respect to her for the sneakers. They actually work with the casualness of what she's wearing.

Ava DuVernay

That jacket seems pretty good; it gets lost against the black outfit underneath it. We need to free the jacket.

Samara Weaving in LV

The full-foot spats are just BANANAS. No. The vest works on her, though.

Alan Kim

Ending with the star of last season!

Let's Rewind to the W Magazine Best Performances Party

W magazine's Great Performances covers came out a while ago (we got a second round of pics here), but the bash itself tends to be Oscar weekend -- which usually is February, but now we have Late Oscars, so there's a bigger disconnect in the calendar. Oddly, only eight of the approximately 300 actual featured performers attended, and none of the five Oscar nominees, but maybe that's because they were at home in the sauna and getting spray tans and practicing their "I'm totally happy for the winner, this is cool, I am not crushed, I am not upset" faces. Or possibly because there are SO MANY PARTIES right now that everyone is overbooked. Several of these people wore the same outfit to both W's bash AND to the Governors Awards AND to Vanity Fair's Ghost of Futures Past Hollywood Night, or whatever. Nicolas Ghesquiere of Louis Vuitton was one of the hosts, so we have a preponderance of attendees wearing that line, which W said on Instagram "suited the Studio 54-meets-young-Hollywood vibe." I will say that he did not deliver the worst or weirdest of his collections, so that's something, although we still have to talk about the shoes. [Photos: Owen Kolasinski & Marc Patrick / BFA.com for W Magazine]