> ## Content Index > Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt > Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further. # Wacky Shoes of the 2025 Runways - URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/wacky-shoes-of-the-2025-runways/ - Published: 2025-12-26T18:45:54.000Z - Updated: 2025-12-18T06:36:52.000Z - Author: Heather - Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:29 ## MSGM ![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2025/12/msgm-bks-f25-052-1765949275.jpg) ## Moschino ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/12/Moschino-clp-S26-133-1765948928.jpg) Foot loofahs are HAPPENING. ## Luar ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/12/Luar-clp-S26-080-1765948939.jpg) The crows may have eyes, but they don't have too many feathers anymore and I'm *pretty* sure some of their wings are missing too. ## Meryll Rogge ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/12/Meryll-Rogge-clp-S26-112-1765948949.jpg) I am profoundly unconvinced. ## Kronthaler for Westwood ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/12/Kronthaler-Westwood-clp-S26-057-1765948960.jpg) This seems... misguided. ## Lacoste ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/12/Lacoste-clp-F25-153-1765948970.jpg) Fusing a sneaker and an Isotoner is just WRONG. ## Loewe ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/12/Loewe-bks-S26-127-1765948977.jpg) I wanted something cute in here. Like an eyewash station. ## DSquared2 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/12/DSquared2-clp-F25-195-1765948985.jpg) FLAG ON THE PLAY. ## Gaultier ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/12/Gaultier-clp-S26-085-1765948995.jpg) Please no. ## Doublet ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/12/Doublet-m-clp-S26-130-1765949005.jpg) I refuse to believe walking is possible in these tubes. ## DSquared2 ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/12/DSquared2-bks-F25-118-1765949015.jpg) And we cannot live the version of the future where we roller skate everywhere, because I will die just trying to put them on. ## Christian Dior ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/12/Christian-Dior-clp-S26-245-1765949025.jpg) At least the workmanship is interesting? ## Coperni ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/12/Coperni-clp-F25-071-1765949035.jpg) We do not need MORE foot-gloves. ## Chloe ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/12/Chloe-clp-S26-072-1765949073.jpg) Chloe, you are a MENACE. ## Chloe ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/12/Chloe-clp-S26-076-1765949043.jpg) No thank you. ## Simone Rocha ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/12/Rocha-clp-S26-141-1765949203.jpg) NO THANK YOU. ## Stella McCartney ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/12/Stella-Mccartney-clp-S26-129-1765949184.jpg) ABSOLUTELY NOT. ## Christian Dior ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/12/Christian-Dior-clp-S26-240-1765949053.jpg) Breathe. It's going to be okay. ## Chanel ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/12/Chanel-clp-S26-180-1765949063.jpg) OR IS IT. These are basically CHANEL heeled Isotoners. LET THE ISOTONERS GO. ## Cfcl ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/12/Cfcl-clp-S26-060-1765949083.jpg) Perfect use of your leftover tiny mason jars. ## Chanel ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/12/Chanel-clp-F25-154-1765949093.jpg) It doesn't look comfortable to walk on balls. ## Balenciaga ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/12/Balenciaga-clp-S26-085-1765949102.jpg) You know these effing things cost a thousand dollars. ## Balmain ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/12/Balmain-clp-S26-119-1765949109.jpg) What a strange bag. ## Acne ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/12/Acne-clp-F25-155-1765949119.jpg) Felt moon boots? Sure. ## Xuly Bet ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/12/Xuly-Bet-clp-S26-129-1765949129.jpg) You cannot convince me someone didn't get drunk and tie a scarf around that thing. ## Yuhan Wang ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/12/Yuhan-Wang-clp-S26-091-1765949139.jpg) I did not expect the Knights who say... KNEE. (It's the holidays, I'm too tired to make that work any better.) ## Iris Van Herpen ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/12/Van-Herpen-HC-clp-F25-071-1765949149.jpg) As an art piece, that is amazing. As a shoe, I am scared. ## Dries Van Noten ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/12/Van-Noten-bks-S26-093-1765949156.jpg) This looks like something a child designed for a period piece. ## Valentino ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/12/Valentino-clp-S26-130-1765949166.jpg) That's not a shoe, it's a sheath. ## Giambattista Valli ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/12/Valli-clp-S26-143-1765949174.jpg) I just don't really want that much of my foot touching the world. ## Mugler ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/12/Mugler-clp-S26-113-1765949283.jpg) Boxy and miserable. ## Thom Browne ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/12/Thom-Browne-bks-S26-082-1765949193.jpg) They're MEGA spats. ## Sacai ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/12/Sacai-clp-S26-112-1765949213.jpg) They're jazz shoes with a built-in hazard. ## Sergio Rossi ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/12/Sergio-Rossi-prs-S26-031-1765949223.jpg) These look like models waiting to be fitted with the rest of the shoe. ## Rabanne ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/12/Rabanne-clp-F25-067-1765949231.jpg) So many nonfunctioning laces. ## Rabanne ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/12/Rabanne-clp-S26-111-1765949241.jpg) Aluminum foil is so versatile. ## Ottolinger ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/12/Ottolinger-clp-S26-101-1765949248.jpg) I know shoes have tongues, but that's not what they mean. ## Prada ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/12/Prada-clp-S26-144-1765949258.jpg) What is this DOING to her TOES. ## Prada ![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/12/Prada-clp-S26-145-1765949266.jpg) MAKE IT STOP. 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