MSGM
Moschino
Foot loofahs are HAPPENING.
Luar
The crows may have eyes, but they don't have too many feathers anymore and I'm pretty sure some of their wings are missing too.
Meryll Rogge
I am profoundly unconvinced.
Kronthaler for Westwood
This seems... misguided.
Lacoste
Fusing a sneaker and an Isotoner is just WRONG.
Loewe
I wanted something cute in here. Like an eyewash station.
DSquared2
FLAG ON THE PLAY.
Gaultier
Please no.
Doublet
I refuse to believe walking is possible in these tubes.
DSquared2
And we cannot live the version of the future where we roller skate everywhere, because I will die just trying to put them on.
Christian Dior
At least the workmanship is interesting?
Coperni
We do not need MORE foot-gloves.
Chloe
Chloe, you are a MENACE.
Chloe
No thank you.
Simone Rocha
NO THANK YOU.
Stella McCartney
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
Christian Dior
Breathe. It's going to be okay.
Chanel
OR IS IT. These are basically CHANEL heeled Isotoners. LET THE ISOTONERS GO.
Cfcl
Perfect use of your leftover tiny mason jars.
Chanel
It doesn't look comfortable to walk on balls.
Balenciaga
You know these effing things cost a thousand dollars.
Balmain
What a strange bag.
Acne
Felt moon boots? Sure.
Xuly Bet
You cannot convince me someone didn't get drunk and tie a scarf around that thing.
Yuhan Wang
I did not expect the Knights who say... KNEE. (It's the holidays, I'm too tired to make that work any better.)
Iris Van Herpen
As an art piece, that is amazing. As a shoe, I am scared.
Dries Van Noten
This looks like something a child designed for a period piece.
Valentino
That's not a shoe, it's a sheath.
Giambattista Valli
I just don't really want that much of my foot touching the world.
Mugler
Boxy and miserable.
Thom Browne
They're MEGA spats.
Sacai
They're jazz shoes with a built-in hazard.
Sergio Rossi
These look like models waiting to be fitted with the rest of the shoe.
Rabanne
So many nonfunctioning laces.
Rabanne
Aluminum foil is so versatile.
Ottolinger
I know shoes have tongues, but that's not what they mean.
Prada
What is this DOING to her TOES.
Prada
MAKE IT STOP.