Kat Graham

I don't know if you can really call this a mullet; it's really more of a modified Joan Jett/Sweaty Rocker hairdo. It clashes a little with the dress, but then again, I think most things clash in vibe with that dress. It's a big shiny swath of fabric that doesn't have a whole lot to say other than, "I designed this myself."

Camila Cabello

She sang in this, and it's pretty banal, in a good way. It's fine. We will all forget it happened, her included.

Latto

Latto is READY for Orange Julius to make a comeback via some Las Vegas locations.

Adassa

This is summery and festive.

Agnez Mo

I saw this outfit and thought, "Oh, Rita Ora, what have you done," and then actually looked at her and realized it's not Rita Ora. It might be a good argument for not wearing an outfit where I look at that before I look at you.

Becky G

Exhibit A on why not to wear a bucket hat on the red carpet: You'll get a crick in your neck making sure you can see everyone and they can see you.

Ashley Iaconetti (from The Bachelor)

Facebook tried to suck me into a story about her with a headline about her post-baby makeover, and I am glad I did not click. For a lot of reasons. One of which is, her post-baby makeover apparently was just cutting a couple inches off her hair.

BIBI

She saw Halsey's boob belt and is raising it by a factor of Julia Roberts In Pretty Woman.

Dylan Barbour and Hannah G

Another Bachelor couple. This outfit feels very much like "Some random-ass company pays me a lot of money to model their stuff on Instagram so sure I'll wear their hideous tube top and weird underpants."

Iann Dior

This is what you wear when your brothers play on rival high school football teams and it's Homecoming and you're trying not to take a side.

Ian Ziering

It's sort of reassuring to see Ian Ziering at this looking like... a chill dad.

Jennie Garth

I was willing to go with her until the pants were short and the shoes were gigantic.

Tori Spelling

This is... you know. It could be worse. Here is my question: Why isn't she a Real Housewife yet? I feel like that's the visual angle she's working.

Lauren Spencer-Smith

Billie Eilish is still very young, so Junior Billie Eilish shouldn't even be a thing yet, and yet.

Tate McRae

Well, I like the orange suit, anyway.

Michelle Young and Nayte Olukoya

These two (from The Bachelor/ette) seem happy, and so of course I googled it and there were split rumors. Does one match one's outfits to a partner when the water is choppy?

Wango Tango Is Not, Perhaps, The Draw It Once Was

It's not BAD, but...