The Jonai

My apologies to Kevin Jonas; I didn't know his eyes were closed in this photo when I saw it. I doubt he is this exhausted by being a Jonas, but maybe. I also wonder if DNCE still exists and if they're annoyed that the resurgence in interest in The Jonai is only going toward other Jonai. ANYWAY, whatever, everybody just make your music, and these boys all look fine except for Nick's enormous coat.

Candace Cameron-Bure

I can't even really form a thought on the shorts, because the top is pajamas

Ally Brooke

This is fine -- she's at a music festival, she's wearing shorts so no one can see anything untoward, her boots are cute. SURE.

Jordin Sparks

There's a lot going on here, but primarily, the waist tie doesn't ACTUALLY seem to be cinching anything usefully so what is it even doing there?

Francia Raisa

And that's such a great color, and her head looks super cute, but I assume it is linen -- rivaling satin for the most unforgiving fabric -- and it just got CRUSHED whenever she last sat down. Also, of course, the bra. 

It's not even a nice bra? And it's a terrible color. Keep your jacket on, kid! We could already se that your abs are good.

Jana Kramer

That's very summery and cute, and needs a quick trip to the tailor

Halsey

This is so muddy. Her pants look like she did them herself with a Sharpie, in anger.

Taylor Swift

I guess she's REALLY over the snake thing. Now we're in the Rainbow Brite Goes To Marching Band Camp phase.

The Jonai Are at Wango Tango

With Taylor Swift.