Anne Hathaway waxwork

Is this just the LIGHTING, causing crazy shadows on her face? Or is it the waxwork? Or BOTH? I think it's both. I think the nose is the crux of the problem and WHY are you doing this Madame WHY GOD HAVEN'T YOU HURT ENOUGH PEOPLE.

Anne Hathaway waxwork

Does this dress exist, or was it designed for the waxwork? It LOOKS like someone took the pink Prada and embellished it and basically made it a better dress. And then stuck a crazy-nosed waxwork in it.

Anne Hathaway waxwork

The back is pretty. Can they just... turn her around and display her this way?

Fug the Waxwork: Madame Tussaud's New Anne Hathaway Figure

What!? You already HAD a decent Anne Hathaway waxwork! Why are you showing us your also-rans, Tussaud? WHY ARE YOU INVITING US INTO YOUR JUNK DRAWER? [Photos: Getty]