> ## Content Index
> Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt
> Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further.

# Waxworks at Peter Luger's
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/waxworks-at-peter-lugers/
- Published: 2021-02-25T18:45:57.000Z
- Updated: 2021-02-25T02:40:29.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:15

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/02/GettyImages-1303934485-1614215759.jpg)

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - FEBRUARY 24: Madame Tussauds Jon Hamm wax figure holds a glass of whiskey by the bar at Peter Luger Steak House to help with social distancing amid the Coronavirus pandemic on February 24, 2021 in New York City. Indoor dining capacity at restaurants in New York City will increase to 35% starting Friday, February 26th. (Photo by Noam Galai/Getty Images)

Okay: They stationed Jon Hamm by the bar, holding a glass of whiskey. Now, I understand that they are PROBABLY thinking of him as Don Draper, and Don and a cocktail tumbler will always be part of his legacy, BUT... Jon Hamm has also famously discussed going to rehab for alcoholism, so this feels a LITTLE blinkered to me? At least put up a sign that you're at The Don Draper Bar or something. Stick a Don Draper nametag on him. Or put him else and don't make him hold a cocktail. It's not that hard. Just pluck out the glass and put a menu in there. Or a bra. Also, I really do not want this creepy-ass dude staring at me while I eat.

## Jon Hamm

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2021/02/gettyimages-1303935059-1614215785.jpg)

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - FEBRUARY 24: Madame Tussauds Jon Hamm wax figure holds a glass of whiskey by the bar at Peter Luger Steak House to help with social distancing amid the Coronavirus pandemic on February 24, 2021 in New York City. Indoor dining capacity at restaurants in New York City will increase to 35% starting Friday, February 26th. (Photo by Noam Galai/Getty Images)

Creeeeeepy. Although maybe that's just the fact that waxworks themselves are inherently ooky.

## Wax Roker

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/02/GettyImages-1303934432-1614215748.jpg)

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - FEBRUARY 24: Madame Tussauds Al Roker wax figure joins diners at Peter Luger Steak House to help with social distancing amid the Coronavirus pandemic on February 24, 2021 in New York City. Indoor dining capacity at restaurants in New York City will increase to 35% starting Friday, February 26th. (Photo by Noam Galai/Getty Images)

This one doesn't seem good either? Maybe my issue is that this must be an old waxwork, because Roker doesn't have hair anymore, and may not have for a while. But, and maybe it's just the lighting, doesn't the skin tone also look wrong? Why are you putting an old faux Roker -- a Fauxker -- in here?

## Jimmy Fallon

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/02/GettyImages-1303934415-1614215734.jpg)

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - FEBRUARY 24: Madame Tussauds Jimmy Fallon wax figure joins diners at Peter Luger Steak House to help with social distancing amid the Coronavirus pandemic on February 24, 2021 in New York City. Indoor dining capacity at restaurants in New York City will increase to 35% starting Friday, February 26th. (Photo by Noam Galai/Getty Images)

Jimmy looks... better than the others, I guess. That diner is like, "Who the hell is THAT waste of space and why isn't he MOVING? Aren't you gonna order, pal?"

## Audrey

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/02/GettyImages-1303933119-1614215721.jpg)

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - FEBRUARY 24: Madame Tussauds Audrey Hepburn wax figure joins diners at Peter Luger Steak House to help with social distancing amid the Coronavirus pandemic on February 24, 2021 in New York City. Indoor dining capacity at restaurants in New York City will increase to 35% starting Friday, February 26th. (Photo by Noam Galai/Getty Images)

Audrey looks lovely, but also as if she was based on an actress playing Audrey Hepburn playing Holly Golightly, and not on actual Audrey.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2021/02/GettyImages-1303935042-1614215772.jpg)

NEW YORK, NEW YORK - FEBRUARY 24: Madame Tussauds Audrey Hepburn wax figure joins diners at Peter Luger Steak House to help with social distancing amid the Coronavirus pandemic on February 24, 2021 in New York City. Indoor dining capacity at restaurants in New York City will increase to 35% starting Friday, February 26th. (Photo by Noam Galai/Getty Images)

She looks psychotic from this angle. I don't know, guys. I think this gimmick is very dumb.

[These Waxworks Are TerribleAs is this restaurant's gimmick.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2021/02/gettyimages-1303935059-1614215785.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/these-waxworks-are-terrible-02-2021/)