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# We Are Vaguely Adjacent to the Anniversary of the Time SJP Wore a Shower Curtain
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/we-are-vaguely-adjacent-to-the-anniversary-of-the-time-sjp-wore-a-shower-curtain-05-2020/
- Published: 2020-05-15T18:00:36.000Z
- Updated: 2020-05-15T03:32:37.000Z
- Description: I am not really even exaggerating.
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:09

*FADE IN:*

*The atelier at Valentino, some vague time in the spring of 2016, a* *much more reasonable time to be alive.*

FRED: Aw, shit.

JENNIFER: What? Did you sew over your finger again?

FRED: *\[looking inside a box with concern\]* No. I accidentally ordered this truly insane shower curtain last week when I forgot I'd already taken an Ativan and I took another Ativan and then I got on Amazon. I sort of hoped it might be okay when it showed up.

JENNIFER: It's not?

FRED: *\[lifting it out of the box\]* It's not.

JENNIFER: Oh no. Are those...grommets?

*Fred shrugs.*

JENNIFER: It's festive?

FRED: It's *awful.* I can't hang this in my bathroom.

JENNIFER: Maybe there's something we can do with it.

FRED: Like *what?*

JENNIFER: I KNOW. We were just saying Sarah Jessica's look for Parsons was too boring.

FRED: *I'M NOT GIVING CARRIE BRADSHAW A SHOWER CURTAIN!*

JENNIFER: Well, we'd make it into something first, Fred. And of course it would have to go over something. What about....a pinafore?

FRED: Huh.

JENNIFER: We'll tell her it's "directional" and "futuristic."

FRED: Hmm.

JENNIFER: She is so *nice*. You know she'll wear it.

FRED: Is that immoral, to trick her into wearing my shower curtain?

JENNIFER: What if we call it recycling?

FRED: Okay, sold.