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# We Found Fug in a Hopeless Fug
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/we-found-fug-in-a-hopeless-fug-09-2012/
- Published: 2012-09-06T17:00:47.000Z
- Updated: 2012-09-05T00:20:59.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Candids, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

First of all, I am a little scared that the dude in the background is BOB from *Twin Peaks.* I know the actor is dead -- I just looked it up on Wikipedia despite being petrified by BOB and thus almost unable to read his page -- but I fear that BOB's aura still roams this earth and you know what I have to stop talking about this now because nothing has ever scared me more than BOB and I am getting scared again. Second, I like this red lipstick on Rihanna:

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/09/infphoto_2253038.jpg "Rihanna Struts Her Stuff in Python Knee-High Boots")

Third: I was really confused by her red lipstick because up until one second ago, I thought her sweatshirt said CHAPSTICK. I was really amused by the fact that Rihanna was pimping out Chapstick. It seemed so *reasonable.*

Fourth: Things that are NOT reasonable: those boots, which are so shapeless that they actually make her look like each leg is being eaten by a python. Like she's being attacked by twin killer pythons. (Note to self: write *Rihanna v. The Twin Killer Pythons*, sell to SyFy.) Also unreasonable: pairing those Killer Python Boots with that Ultra-Mini Leather Skirt really adds up to Animal Epidermis Overload. AEO is a serious affliction. I hope someone steps in.