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# We Need To Put Some Words To Sean Penn's Hair
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/we-need-to-put-some-words-to-sean-penns-hair-04-2018/
- Published: 2018-04-02T20:00:28.000Z
- Updated: 2018-04-02T05:24:57.000Z
- Description: "Oof" doesn't really count.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Man Fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:58

By now you've all probably seen that Sean Penn is touring the country to promote his novel, *Bob Honey Who Just Do Stuff*, which part of me hopes is the elaborate parody of Important Fiction that I've always wished I had the guts to do -- but which I suspect is actually totally sincere on his part. You may NOT have realized that he's doing it in hair last seen on... well, pick your reference. *The Real World* in, say, 1997? Mark McGrath during the Sugar Ray heyday? Tom Cruise from when he did his bangs with a Flowbee? A very specific portion of Cameron Diaz's head from *There's Something About Mary*? There are a hundred different directions to take this one -- with "away entirely" being the wisest one on his part -- and so I invite you in the comments to have at it, assuming the cranky falcon who already nested there does not scare you off.

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