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# We Need To Talk About SWINTON
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/we-need-to-talk-about-swinton/
- Published: 2012-05-17T20:00:39.000Z
- Updated: 2016-05-20T23:38:47.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

## SWINTON

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/05/wenn5842918.jpg)

Look at her. In those shades, she looks like some kind of divine mantis.

## SWINTON

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/wenn3884951.jpg)

This photo tickles me for so many reasons: One, because SWINTON is such a graceful, giggling breeze next to Bill and his eighty-six different plaids; and two, I cannot IMAGINE what a conversation between SWINTON and Bill Murray is like, but I also cannot imagine that it wouldn't be hilarious to behold. In my head, she's dropping dead-on impersonations of him from *Caddyshack* before posing a tremendous existential query about *Groundhog Day* and Andie MacDowell as a thespian, and he's like, "Whoa. Narnia, man."

## SWINTON

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/wenn3884893.jpg)

I actually rather like this on her, too. I don't really know what's happening with parts of it, and of course I wish it were a rich hue because I am nothing if not a broken record on that score. BUT, her head still manages to look striking and not washed-out, which is rather amazing. Score, SWINTON. You own me.

## SWINTON

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2012/05/144473876.jpg)

I MEAN. She is the tallest drink of Perrier, *non*? It is a wee crazy that I can't see any feet -- who were those pants tailored for, exactly? Noted fashionista Amare Stoudamire? -- but somehow on SWINTON it doesn't stress me out as it normally would. She exudes a calming aura that says, "My feet might've been chewed off by roving bagpipers lost in the wilds of my motherland, but everything is going to be FINE. Ron Swanson will whittle me two new peg legs and I'll be right as rain." She might be my Rapture.

[We Need To Talk About SWINTONI'm running out of headline options for her: If I were to pull our usual "fug" word switcheroo with her, I think half of Fug Nation would rise up and unseat me, and I am WAY too lazy to go find another chair. \[Photos: WENN\]![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2012/05/wenn5842918.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/we-need-to-talk-about-swinton-05-2012/)