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# We Obviously Had Some Sheers, and Some Wannabe Sheers, at the Met Gala
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/we-obviously-had-some-sheers-and-some-wannabe-sheers-at-the-met-gala-05-2024/
- Published: 2024-05-07T14:00:17.000Z
- Updated: 2024-05-07T05:40:24.000Z
- Description: Rita Ora, you predictable scamp.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Awards & Galas, 2024 Met Ball, Balmain, Loewe, Marc Jacobs, Marni, Met Ball, Michael Kors, Stella McCartney, Vera Wang, Versace, Vetements, Victoria Beckham, vintage, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:27

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On the *Vogue* stream, Rita Ora said that Marni used beads for this that were in some cases, as old as the first or second century B.C. That... cannot be accurate? SURELY? There is no way she trotted around stapled to a bunch of antiquities that are OLDER THAN CHRIST? Did someone mess with her? Did she get it wrong? Did someone say "BC" meaning Boston College? Or did she actually plonk down and eat Michelin cuisine atop some woodwork made by someone who may have looked up from making these to giggle about a rumor that God's son was born in a barn? WHAT IS HAPPENING.

Ahem. As you can see, Rita is wearing a bodystocking, but still this to me counts as naked. So we're collecting (what I hope are most of, if not all of) the Met Gala's nakeds, sheers, and wannabe-sheers -- as in the ones that want you to peer and wonder. You got me, Rita. I AM PEERING.

###### \[Photos: John Shearer/WireImage, Gotham/GC Images, Kevin Mazur/MG24/Getty Images, Lexie Moreland/WWD via Getty Images, Dimitrios Kambouris, Ilya S. Savenok/Getty Images, Jeff Kravitz/FilmMagic,ANGELA WEISS/AFP via Getty Images, Gilbert Flores/Variety via Getty Images\]