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# Wednesday UK Premiere
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/wednesday-uk-premiere/
- Published: 2025-07-31T13:45:21.000Z
- Updated: 2025-07-31T04:29:40.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 08:29

## Jenna Ortega in Ashi Studio

![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2025/07/gettyimages-2227790677-1753933652.jpg)

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 30: Jenna Ortega attends the "Wednesday" Season 2, Part 1 Global Premiere at Central Hall, Westminster on July 30, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Samir Hussein/WireImage)

Jessica [recently wondered if anyone would wear Ashi to the Emmys](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/will-anyone-wear-ashi-studio-to-the-emmys-07-2025/); Jenna Ortega did not even make her wait that long. She made this substantially less areola-forward than the runway version, but it's still a glorified faux-snakeskin body condom.

## Jenna Ortega

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/07/GettyImages-2227790570-1753933643.jpg)

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 30: Jenna Ortega attends the "Wednesday" Season 2, Part 1 Global Premiere at Central Hall, Westminster on July 30, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Samir Hussein/WireImage)

Am I looking at her sweat under this...? The makeup certainly feels macabre, at least. It's honestly shades of *Beetlejuice Beetlejuice* \-- like a stepped-up version. And it's all the Tim Burton family, so that tracks.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/07/GettyImages-2227790476-1753933474.jpg)

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 30: Jenna Ortega attends the "Wednesday" Season 2, Part 1 Global Premiere at Central Hall, Westminster on July 30, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Samir Hussein/WireImage)

From the back, it's a little alien. I have to hand it to her -- it's dramatic, it's striking, it's memorable. And she wears "post-apocalyptic alien priestess" well.

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/07/GettyImages-2227790472-1753933662.jpg)

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 30: Jenna Ortega and Catherine Zeta-Jones attend the "Wednesday" Season 2, Part 1 Global Premiere at Central Hall, Westminster on July 30, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Samir Hussein/WireImage)

"Oh, darling. Are you quite sure? I have a cardi in the limo."

## Catherine Zeta-Jones in Stephane Rolland

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/07/GettyImages-2227790216-1753933485.jpg)

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 30: Catherine Zeta-Jones attends the "Wednesday" Season 2, Part 1 Global Premiere at Central Hall, Westminster on July 30, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Samir Hussein/WireImage)

This also feels very on-brand, but the wispy bits don't do a lot for me.

## Emma Myers

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/07/GettyImages-2227790378-1753933503.jpg)

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 30: Emma Myers attends the "Wednesday" Season 2, Part 1 Global Premiere at Central Hall, Westminster on July 30, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Samir Hussein/WireImage)

Elizabethan ice skaters had a very real fear of being beheaded if they didn't land their jumps. Or even maybe if they did.

## Joy Sunday in McQueen

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/07/GettyImages-2227789188-1753933536.jpg)

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 30: Joy Sunday attends the "Wednesday" Season 2, Part 1 Global Premiere at Central Hall, Westminster on July 30, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Samir Hussein/WireImage)

Now THIS,I find delightful. It pushes against the darkness of *Wednesday* while also being plenty dramatic in its own right. She looks like an Edwardian shit-stirrer, and that is a compliment.

## Joanna Lumley

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/07/GettyImages-2227789257-1753933547.jpg)

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 30: Joana Lumley attends the "Wednesday" Season 2, Part 1 Global Premiere at Central Hall, Westminster on July 30, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Samir Hussein/WireImage)

Patsy Stone plays Wednesday's grandmother. I actually rather enjoy this casting idea, I think she looks great, and I hope she and Wednesday cut Morticia out a little and hare off on their own adventures.

## Billie Piper

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/07/GettyImages-2227790886-1753933630.jpg)

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 30: Fred Armisen attends the "Wednesday" Season 2, Part 1 Global Premiere at Central Hall, Westminster on July 30, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Samir Hussein/WireImage)

This photo was captioned "Fred Armisen." Billie Piper might not love THAT. And I don't love her chest laces. No one wins! Well, except maybe Fred Armisen.

## Luis Guzman

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/07/GettyImages-2227789572-1753933514.jpg)

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 30: Luis Guzman attends the "Wednesday" Season 2, Part 1 Global Premiere at Central Hall, Westminster on July 30, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Samir Hussein/WireImage)

I can't exactly put my finger on my issue with this choices, but... I think... I THINK it's that his performance sounds at times like he is doing whatever Tracy Morgan would do, but without the history of insanity.

## Isaac Ordonez

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/07/GettyImages-2227788328-1753933567.jpg)

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 30: Isaac Ordonez attends the "Wednesday" Season 2, Part 1 Global Premiere at Central Hall, Westminster on July 30, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Samir Hussein/WireImage)

OMG. Pugsley looks like a little Beetlejuice action figure.

## Georgie Farmer

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/07/GettyImages-2227766864-1753933619.jpg)

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 30: Georgie Farmer attends the "Wednesday" Season 2, Part 1 Global Premiere at Central Hall, Westminster on July 30, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Neil Mockford/FilmMagic)

This is some very preppy hair. I can see him pulling off a football helmet and shaking it out, and running his hand through it.

## Frances O'Connor

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/07/GettyImages-2227785820-1753933608.jpg)

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 30: Frances O'Connor attends the "Wednesday" Season 2, Part 1 Global Premiere at Central Hall, Westminster on July 30, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Jeff Spicer/Getty Images)

This is very nice! If you made Wednesday wear ruffles, she'd choose this.

## Oliver Watson

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/07/GettyImages-2227786412-1753933598.jpg)

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 30: Oliver Watson attends the "Wednesday" Season 2, Part 1 Global Premiere at Central Hall, Westminster on July 30, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Jeff Spicer/Getty Images)

Bless him but this looks like he's just been shot.

## Noah Taylor

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/07/GettyImages-2227786429-1753933588.jpg)

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 30: Noah Taylor attends the "Wednesday" Season 2, Part 1 Global Premiere at Central Hall, Westminster on July 30, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Jeff Spicer/Getty Images)

He looks like he's in a community theater production of Phantom, where they just sort of... make whatever size costume work.

## Luyanda Unati Lewis-Nyawo

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/07/GettyImages-2227786457-1753933578.jpg)

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 30: Luyanda Unati Lewis-Nyawo attends the "Wednesday" Season 2, Part 1 Global Premiere at Central Hall, Westminster on July 30, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Jeff Spicer/Getty Images)

She plays the sheriff's deputy. I am in a weird place with this outfit where I don't ever love a full leather harness, but I also think without it this would be shapeless.

## Joonas Suotamo

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/07/GettyImages-2227787042-1753933557.jpg)

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 30: Joonas Suotamo attends the "Wednesday" Season 2, Part 1 Global Premiere at Central Hall, Westminster on July 30, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Jeff Spicer/Getty Images)

Imagine being both Lurch AND Chewbacca. His post-basketball career is getting him a lot of residuals.

## Karen Ho, Steve Buscemi

![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2025/07/GettyImages-2227789593-1753933525.jpg)

LONDON, ENGLAND - JULY 30: Karen Ho and Steve Buscemi attend the "Wednesday" Season 2, Part 1 Global Premiere at Central Hall, Westminster on July 30, 2025 in London, England. (Photo by Samir Hussein/WireImage)

Steve joins as the new principal. Welcome to the Addamsverse, [fellow kid](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/98/61/97/986197d2a64d1ede619d431626dde1d4.gif?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io).

[The Wednesday Cast Went Appropriately Gothic at the UK PremiereRelated: Wednesday is back.![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2025/07/gettyimages-2227790677-1753933652.jpg)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/the-wednesday-cast-went-appropriately-gothic-at-the-uk-premiere-07-2025/)