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# Your Afternoon Chat: Your Weirdest Date
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/weird-dates-08-2015/
- Published: 2015-08-25T21:00:02.000Z
- Updated: 2018-02-14T18:31:16.000Z
- Description: There's at least one arrest involved.
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, Your Afternoon Chat, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:44

As you may know, I am single and I have gone on many a date in my lifetime and I am not alone in this. The best part of dating -- other than possibly, you know, meeting someone awesome and falling madly in love and getting to stop going on dates -- is that, if nothing else, it will give you a lifetime of stories with which to horrify, amuse, and entertain your friends (and, occasionally, the people with whom you are currently on a date). Bring me the story of your *weirdest* date, Fug Nation. I'll start -- and there are so many; I am surely forgetting whichever one is Heather's favorite. Ahem: I once went out with a dude who told me that he didn't have a refrigerator because it was, and I quote, "too loud next to \[his\] head." Which...look, this was a hundred years ago. AND I STILL HAVE QUESTIONS. (Eventually, I'll tell you about Pathological Toupee Guy, or Mr Master Cleanse, who at least we got to work into [*The Royal We.* ](https://www.amazon.com/The-Royal-We-Heather-Cocks-ebook/dp/B00MEMMWGM/ref=pd%5Frhf%5Fgw%5Fp%5Fimg%5F4?ie=UTF8&refRID=0AQ6548V0X6AE1D8F5K5&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)Oh, also, Obsessive Tom Brady Dude, who we also used in the book. Oh my god, am I the Taylor Swift of throwaway book mentions?!)

Your turn!