Emily V. Gordon and Kumail Nanjiani

I hope Emily's stylist gets a great holiday bonus, because once again she looks fantastic. Kumail is giving turtlenecks a shot, and this does work on him.

Murray Bartlett

A WHOLE leather suit is a warm, warm choice. Look to Ross Gellar for advice on how to get in and out of it.

Quentin Plair

I love the jacket and the jewelry.

Annaleigh Ashford

She looks lovely, too. I'm glad she's free of that B-Positive show, which trapped her on TV with Thomas Middleditch.

Juliette Lewis

Doesn't this feel like Juliette is in costume as Demi Moore? I would like to blend that blush, too.

Jonathan Bennett

Go with black or funky shoes with this, sir. Preferably funky. Always bring in the funk.

Betty Who

I am a sucker for preppy Blackwatch plaid.

Rafael de la Fuente and Johnny Sibilly

Johnny (r) is on Queer as Folk, Rafael was on Empire, and his parachute was once on that harness.

Robin De Jesus

He's selling the wide-legged pants, and also making me want to go watch Tick, Tick... Boom! again.

Brooklyn and Nicola Peltz Beckham

This is all fine and dandy. She snagged a guest role somewhere in here as Playmate Dorothy Stratten, who was infamously murdered by her ex-husband, a tragedy that was enacted by Mariel Hemingway in the film Star 80. Dan Stevens (!) plays the ex. Apparently, a chance meeting with the two of them inspired Kumail's character to create his business. I feel like... unless they appear throughout, which does not sound like the case, this is a big waste of Dan Stevens.

When I Was Little, I Thought Chippendales Was -- Like The Cartoon -- "Chip & Dale's"

IT IS NOT. (Also a new show is premiering. I'm on topic, I promise.)