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# Well, Dakota Johnson's Head Looks Great, Anyway
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/well-dakota-johnsons-head-looks-great-anyway-06-2025/
- Published: 2025-06-06T15:00:42.000Z
- Updated: 2025-06-06T04:00:27.000Z
- Description: So there's that!
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:29

Behold Dakota Johnson, modeling the very latest in Yes I'm Single couture, which I assume is from a line called This Shit Is Lazy that was designed by a drunken AI. However, it IS amusing that she's promoting *Materialists* by wearing as little material as possible. It's anti-synergy! Imagine if this is allowed to continue! Up is down and down is up! What's next? People promoting the F1 movie dressed as rodeo clowns? The *Wicked* ladies wearing BLUE and PURPLE???? It'll be anarchy!!!!

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