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# Well Hayeked, Salma Hayek and Valentina
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/well-hayeked-salma-hayek-and-valentina-09-2012/
- Published: 2012-09-04T19:00:04.000Z
- Updated: 2012-09-04T03:48:30.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Photos, Well Played, Venice Film Festival, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

[View the gallery](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/well-hayeked-salma-hayek-and-valentina/)

In which I am reminded anew that Salma Hayek's assets are both prodigious, and probably tough to wrangle on occasion. Even this yacht-sized water taxi --or, yacht-sized yacht; I'm unclear -- appears to be doubling as a backboard of sorts to provide posture relief. If she's weary of it, I'll gladly register my chest as a charity so it can accept donations. Just something to think about, Salms. Can I call you Salms? ... No? All righty then.

\[Photos: Splash, WENN, Getty\]