Amal Alamuddin steps out of her hotel in Athens ready to return to the UK **USA ONLY**

This handbag looks like a hat box. I cannot resist a red leather hatbox with a scarf tied around it. I also can't resist people walking out of hotels looking glamorous. I also really like this top. SIGH. (I've also decided that sunglassed doorman is Clooney in disguise.)

Amal Alamuddin Clooney

"Could one of you at least please help me with my luggage? THANKS."

Amal Alamuddin Clooney

The previous pic was back at Heathrow, so here we are TRAVELING BACK IN TIME to Greece, the day prior, where I thank the gods that this is not a jumpsuit and wonder if maybe Anna Wintour gave her those shoes.

Amal Alamuddin Clooney

This is allegedly inside the Parthenon Hall inside the Acropolis museum in Athens. Why there is a dude with a boom mic, I do not know, but presumably for a press conference or something? (Everything I know about Top Human Rights Attorneys, I learned from Bridget Jones. I do like that Clooney is the Bridget in this scenario. But who is the Daniel Cleaver? Stacy Keibler?)

Amal Alamuddin Clooney

"We're nicely coordinated, aren't we, Statue? Well played. Winter white for the win."

Well Played, Amal (Alamuddin) Clooney

It seems I am unable to resist a well-coiffed brunette in a good day dress. Let's catch up with Amal, who -- I hate to break it to you -- looks very glamorous getting on a plane. We've already seen her also look glamorous on a boat. I look forward to witnessing her deploy her glamor on a train, a helicopter, in a car, on the back of an ATV, driving a golf cart, and peddling in front of George on a bicycle-built-for-two in the next several years. (Additionally, here's her alleged new house. IT'S ON AN ISLAND in the Thames and it's annoyingly romantic and great also. Jealous flames on the side of my face.) [Photos: AKM/GSI]