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# Well Played, Amber Heard
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/well-played-amber-heard-2-05-2011/
- Published: 2011-05-27T18:00:00.000Z
- Updated: 2011-05-27T03:34:30.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Well Played, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

I feel like this could have gone SO WRONG, so fast:

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/05/114805021.jpg "TCF Television Distribution - Los Angeles Screenings Party")](https://gofugyourself.com/well-played-amber-heard-2-05-2011/tcf-television-distribution-los-angeles-screenings-party?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

And yet -- as we like to say around these parts, despite the fact that someone once wrote in and scolded us for that particular grammatical construction -- I really dig this. It is sexy, but demure; classic, but a little tiny bit edgy (thanks, Vague Hint of Nudity). It also helpfully serves to remind that Amber Heard -- or as Heather and I call her, thanks to her role on the little-watched and most-terrible CW soap *Hidden Palms,* HIDDEN PALMS -- went and got herself a job, in the new show *The Playboy Club*. Or, as I call it, *Close Your Eyes and Pretend It's Mad Men.* And while I like Hidden Palms enough that I will gladly trade her for January Jones, I can't say that I'll be able to pretend that Eddie Cibrian is Jon Hamm, as NBC seems to be hoping. Dudes, I know he's objectively handsome, but I served with Jon Hamm, I know Jon Hamm, Jack Kennedy is an imaginary friend of mine, and Eddie Cibrian is no Jon Hamm.

Although considering that *Mad Men* isn't coming back for MONTHS, we may have to take what we can get.