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# Well Played, Amber Heard
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/well-played-amber-heard-3/
- Published: 2014-02-13T20:00:39.000Z
- Updated: 2014-02-13T05:57:18.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37

## Amber Heard

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/469079875_10.xml)

This is leggy, but I think she's kind of working it. It's also kind of 80s in a way I appreciate. It feels very Judith Krantz Heroine Storms Into Dinner Party to Throw Drinks, Ruin Lives.

## Premiere Of Relativity Media's "3 Days To Kill" - Arrivals

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/469075009_10.xml)

I thought you might want to see how she got her hair over to the side like that, and also, apparently Johnny wore a blue velvet hat to this event and got all PDA up in her grill.

## Amber Heard's Shoes

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/469079891.xml)

These are so much cuter than just boring old nude pumps.

## Amber Heard's Ring

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/469079947_10.xml)

And her engagement ring is really lovely.

[Well Played, Amber HeardShe looks great and all, but I really want to talk about how Johnny Depp is totally a Serial Engager. Amber Heard is his FIFTH fiancee -- he only married the first one, before he was a star, and then put a ring on Sherilyn Fenn, Jennifer Grey, AND Winona Ryder, none of whom made it to the altar. That is a lot of broken engagements. No judgement -- personally, I think it's glamorous to leave a trail of broken engagements in your wake -- but you know if he were a woman, everyone would have their hair on fire over this. Thank God he didn't get a tattoo for each of them. Winona Forever is famously changed to Wino Forever, but what do you change Always Sherilyn into? Always Her? Anyway. Amber looks pretty, her ring is lovely, I like her shoes, and if they actually make it down the aisle, I will eat a roll of quarters. \[Photos: Getty\]  ![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/469079875_10.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/well-played-amber-heard-3-02-2014/)