Promoting Her 'Glam' Perfume In Vegas
Her face makeup is too light for the lighting in this venue, but this dress is totally fine on her. The color is pretty, it fits, and it's actually clothing the likes of which any human could easily identify. I think she needs a bracelet, but you knew I was going to say that.
The opening of the Tracy Anderson Flagship Studio
This is ALSO Real Person Clothes. I didn't know how uncomfortable I felt -- physically -- looking at her crammed into the past few months' worth of bizarro non-maternity wear until I finally got to see the poor woman wearing something that didn't look like it required her to hold her breath all day long. Not for nothing, she looks WAY BETTER in these than she did in all the goofy stuff she was trying to pull off.
Leaving A Production Office
This isn't unflattering, exactly, but there is something about a pregnant woman in a tight jumpsuit that just makes me feel like I'm getting Too Much Information. She seems one big sneeze away from some major cameltoe, and I think I can speak for all of us when I say that ain't nobody got time for that this particular week.
Kim Kardashian And Kris Humphries Attend Their Divorce Hearing
AND THEN THIS. It's like from the Lindsay Lohan School of WTF CourtWear. The presence of the sheriffs make her look like she's being arrested by the fashion police for going out in public wearing her housecoat. THROW THE BOOK AT HER!