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# Well Played, Angelina Jolie in Versace (But What Is Going On With Brad?!)
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/well-played-angelina-jolie-in-versace-but-what-is-going-on-with-brad-05-2014/
- Published: 2014-05-29T17:00:56.000Z
- Updated: 2022-04-07T23:32:16.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Man Fugs, Photos, Well Played, #wp, #wp-post, #hasslideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39, Brad Pitt

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Well, if [Elle Fanning is in full Princess Aurora costume](https://wp.me/p1ql2A-4mzB?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io), so has Angelina worn her best Maleficent, including jewelry that can double as weaponry.\* (She DID leave the horned cape at home, which is a shame.) She and Brad also appear to be having the BEST TIME, even if he is turning into the lounge lizard at your chain-smoking aunt's local, who she *swears* used to be really, really handsome.

\*Which she might have needed, because GUESS WHO [randomly punched Brad on the red carpet? ](https://www.tmz.com/2014/05/28/brad-pitt-angelina-jolie-maleficent-battery-detained-lapd/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)That [Random Jerkweed who stuck his head up America Ferrera's dress](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/cannes-fug-carpet-america-ferrera-in-georges-hobeika-05-2014/). SERIOUSLY, how on earth is he getting this close to the red carpet without being escorted from the premises? ESCORT THE JERKWEED OUT.

\[Photos: Getty\]