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Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt

This is seriously FANTASTIC. As commenters noted in our last Jolie post, it's going to be impossible for this woman to go anywhere for a while without getting her chest stared at, and this is a classy-sexy way to give them something to look at without giving them something to look at -- know what I mean? Also, how tiny her waist is, how long her legs are... this is my favorite look of hers in a long, long time. Even the peplum is a cool one.

Angelina Jolie

Ang must be feeling it, too, because she's been doing a lot of smiling on this tour so far.

Angelina Jolie

A LOT of smiling.

Angelina Jolie

AND a lot of laughing.

Angelina Jolie

And getting your picture with Angelina Jolie by asking HER to take it of all of you is quite the coup. In all, she is handling her first dive back into the public eye with a lot of dignity and grace and SO MUCH SMILING, like, can all the sourpusses of this town please take note of how far a smile gets you? Look at the difference between the first picture and the middle three. Yes, please. More.

Well Played, Angelina Jolie
Well, Brad may look like a discount-rack Thor, but at least Angelina looks like the two-hundred-million bucks that the studio spent on World War Z and probably won't make back. [Photos: Getty]

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