Emma Watson

She. Is. Fabulous in this. It's so good. It's totally chic and yet relaxed on her. I LOVE the Oxford Shirt/Formal skirt thing, but sometimes it turns out looking crazy and half-assed. This is glorious and fully-assed. (The location for these shots is not hurting, also.)

Cate Blanchett

Getty Images informs me this is Westminster Abbey, which makes me worry that whoever is working over at Getty has had one too many a pint down at the pub. It's clearly Windsor Castle, you fools! ANYWAY. Essentially this is damn elegant and those earrings might be perfect. Even that ray of sunlight is like, THIS BEAM FROM THE HEAVENS APPROVES OF YOU, CATE BLANCHETT.

Helena Bonham Carter

I feel like Ralph Lauren gets a round of applause for finding a frock that's totally flattering on HBC and yet still has a wee bit of HBC wacktacularity about it. He didn't even have to change anything about it! (She told a good story at this event, according to the Daily Mail I KNOW about how she once got really drunk in the Maldives and asked William to be her child's godparent. I am annoyed with Kate that she didn't make him take her up on this. THAT would have been a christening.)

Benedict Cumberbatch

He is showing up everywhere lately wearing the hell out of whichever suit he's chosen, and for that I deeply, deeply salute him.

Zhang Ziyi

I appreciate the high dramz that these feathers bring.

Lily James

I do not know, actually, that this IS Ralph Lauren -- I can't track it down, but I'm sure one of you will know -- but I would be rather surprised if it were not, given that she's on Downtown Abbey and he, as we all know, was one of the sponsors of DA last season AND a couple of years ago, all his models walked to the DA theme song. (Literally everyone in the venue, including me, gasped when we realized what song it was. This was between seasons 2 and 3 and we had SO MANY FEELINGS MATTHEW + MARY 4VA WHHHHHHY.) At any rate, she looks fantastic in it.

Sophie Turner

I do think Sansa Stark here could look a bit sassier than she does.

Cara Delevingne

Honestly, this is also great. Why weren't we all invited to this party? It looks so good.

Margot Robbie

This is almost identical to the way it was shown on the runway. Am I crazy for thinking that she almost looks like Olivia Wilde with her hair this color? They could play sisters.

Kate Moss

One Sleeve and a Bracelet, the first film I plan to air on the GFY Channel, #17,998 on DirecTV.

Well Played, Basically Everyone in Ralph Lauren at the Windsor Castle Royal Marsden Dinner

I guess one thing you can count on when Ralph Lauren dresses nearly everyone, and they're all traipsing over to Windsor Castle to hang out with Prince William for an event in aid of a cancer charity, is that everyone is probably going to look pretty decent -- or at the least, no one's junk will be hanging out. And, indeed, there is some major glam happening here. Emma Watson looks so divine.* *And yes, we have pictures of the inside of the party coming up. I would never deny you Wills and Benedict Cumberbatch chatting in front of a giant portrait. NEVER. [Photos: Getty]