
I know she's in a shaded VIP area or whatever, but seriously, what right does her hair have to look that perfectly tousled? And what right does her face have to look like it's never seen a sweat drop it didn't repel by the force of its own awesomeness? WHERE ARE HER FINE LINES? It's enough to make me want to burn off a few layers of mine and start over. (I won't. Kids, don't do burning.)

Also, she's even making me want to go buy a bunch of adorably preppy Lacoste sportswear. And I have no business doing that, on account of my lack of budget, and also, my lack of ability to pull off adorably preppy Lacoste sportswear.

This was less successful -- crazy short AND crazy braless -- except she, again, kind of works it in a way that gives other people very, very bad ideas. But: MORE PACEY. Those two kids might just make it work after all.
