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Diane Kruger

I know she's in a shaded VIP area or whatever, but seriously, what right does her hair have to look that perfectly tousled? And what right does her face have to look like it's never seen a sweat drop it didn't repel by the force of its own awesomeness? WHERE ARE HER FINE LINES? It's enough to make me want to burn off a few layers of mine and start over. (I won't. Kids, don't do burning.)

Diane Kruger

Also, she's even making me want to go buy a bunch of adorably preppy Lacoste sportswear. And I have no business doing that, on account of my lack of budget, and also, my lack of ability to pull off adorably preppy Lacoste sportswear.

Diane Kruger

This was less successful -- crazy short AND crazy braless -- except she, again, kind of works it in a way that gives other people very, very bad ideas. But: MORE PACEY. Those two kids might just make it work after all.

Well Played, Diane Kruger
Leave it to this woman to show up at a sweaty outdoor music carnival, and look like a daisy-fresh supermodel. Also: sound the Pacey alarm. HE'S HERE. WE'RE ALL GOING TO BE OKAY. [Photos: FameFlynet]

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