Diane Kruger

It's like CORSET GONE WILD. Which I think is a little-known, and totally terrible, romance novel.

Diane Kruger

I feel like this is sort of a Only Diane Kruger dress. Because basically the bodice is tied to her torso like a hostage to the mast of a pirate ship.

Diane Kruger

This is both awesome and potentially so tacky. On her, it's not -- I think it helps that the lacing doesn't encroach on her hips at all. Also: if I were to wear this, I shudder to imagine the way my back/side fat would make a run for it.

Diane Kruger

I love this shot. It's very, "yes, I DID used to be a model." And that color is great, especially on her. It's total Grace Kelly Realness.

Opening Ceremony and "Moonrise Kingdom" Premiere - 65th Annual Cannes Film Festival

I think the photogs appreciated this, too.

Well Played, Diane Kruger

Man, I forgot how much I enjoy Cannes. People bring it, and then sometimes other (crazy) people decide to stay there instead of coming home for their bail hearings and then claim it's because someone stole their passport, LINDSAY. But I'm sure La Krugs has her papers all sorted. Let's look at her outfits!