Premiere Of Summit Entertainment's "Man On A Ledge" - Red Carpet

Yes, yes, the bodice looks a bit like a bra but STILL SO SHINY. SHINY = PRETTY. (I am a magpie.)

Premiere Of Summit Entertainment's "Man On A Ledge" - Red Carpet

And the back is interesting, but ALSO lets you wear a(n actual) bra, so also: PRACTICAL. Also also: I really love Joanna Coles on Project Runway All-Stars and one of the reasons I love her is that she recently scolded one of the designers for not bothering to contemplate whether or not his design was bra-friendly. Also, she looks like SWINTON.

Premiere Of Summit Entertainment's "Man On A Ledge" - Red Carpet

Heather may well feature these later, in an accessories slideshow, but I couldn't resist giving you the sneak. They're fantastic to me AND they look like lethal weapons. My favorite combination. (Also, Elizabeth, you forgot to put self-tan on your feet. I've been there. And I've also been at the place where you put too much tanner on your feet and then you look like your toes are rotting off. SEXY. Life is hard.)

Well Played, Elizabeth Banks

I hope Elizabeth Banks escapes the martial/marital clutches of Kim Jong-un soon and returns to 30 Rock. I was so meh on her before she joined that show, and now -- in the grand tradition of people who eventually seduce me with their talent -- I think she's awesome. As is this outfit.