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# Well Played, Emma Stone/Weirdly Played, Nic Cage
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/well-played-emma-stoneweirdly-played-nic-cage/
- Published: 2013-02-15T21:00:30.000Z
- Updated: 2013-02-15T15:20:56.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: #wp, #wp-gallery, #slideshow, #Import 2026-10-07 07:31

## 'The Croods' Photocall

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/161739953.xml)

First of all, this movie sounds bad. Per Wikipedia: "Surviving in a volcanic world is tough enough, but caveman Grug (Nicolas Cage) gets a rude awakening when an earthquake forces him to leave behind the only world he knows. With his family in tow, he ventures out into the volatile world in search of a new home. The situation becomes even more complicated when Grug's family — in particular his oldest daughter, Eep (Emma Stone) — falls for a nomad named Guy (Ryan Reynolds) they encounter on their dangerous journey."

I totally get why a celeb would want to do an animated movie -- no hair and makeup! You can show up in your sweats and fifteen pounds over your fighting weight! You can wear your casual weave! But do people really want to see a movie about cavemen? Emma Stone, hold out for something a little more *Toy Story* and a little less *The Flintstones*.

## Nic Cage and Emma Stone

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/161739950.xml)

I appreciate that Cage is wearing his poofiest toupe. I am worried he is surreptitiously smelling the back of her neck.

## Emma Stone

![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/161739930.xml)

At least her dress is cute. BUT GET NEW SHOES. You can afford them.

[Well Played, Emma Stone/Weirdly Played, Nic CageI am a little worried about Emma Stone right now. Not because she doesn't look good -- she always looks cute, and this dress is charming -- but because I think Nic Cage might try and eat her. \[Photos: Getty\]![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/161739953.xml)](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/well-played-emma-stoneweirdly-played-nic-cage-02-2013/)