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Prince William And Kate Middleton HATE EACH OTHER?

Surely, this is a harbinger of doom. LOOK AT THE BODY LANGUAGE!

JUST KIDDING!

....Especially if you don't know that the next photo in this particular set of shots is this one, in which Wills has clearly turned to Kate and said something totally entertaining and charming and has obviously delighted her. CALL OFF THE HOUNDS, GOSSIP RAGS: I think we're still in the clear with these two.

...Indeed

Especially since they seem to be...completing Amazing Race-themed tasks with great good cheer and excellent team work?

Prince William And Kate Middleton Visit Northern Ireland

But more's to the point -- not that I'm not super excited about the wedding (I am), or invested in their happiness (of course), or drinking out of a commemorative Kate and Will mug that Heather got me for Christmas (obviously) -- holy cow, that coat is cute, and somehow her hair looks great despite standing out in the wet and fixing people's fences. AND rumor has it, she does HER OWN HAIR AND MAKEUP MY GOD. I am desperate for a tutorial. And to borrow her coat. You don't know. Maybe I have a fence post to fiddle with.

Well Played Everything: Kate Middleton
Well, in case you were wondering which photo the tabloids would use for their surely-inevitable "KATE AND WILLS: ON THE ROCKS!" story.

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