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# Well Played From The Neck Down, Gwen Stefani
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/well-played-from-the-neck-down-gwen-stefani-05-2011/
- Published: 2011-05-25T20:00:53.000Z
- Updated: 2016-05-20T23:39:03.000Z
- Author: Heather
- Tags: Well Played, Cannes, Cannes 2011, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:30

I'm batting cleanup on Cannes a little, and couldn't let this Gwen Stefani outfit pass without judgment.

[![](https://storage.ghost.io/c/bf/b9/bfb99790-924d-4e41-a7e6-5e3c6e04fe57/content/images/static-gofugyourself-com/uploads/2011/05/gwenstefani_114466172.jpg "Gwen Stefani")](https://gofugyourself.com/well-played-from-the-neck-down-gwen-stefani-05-2011/this-must-be-the-place-premiere-64th-annual-cannes-film-festival?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

It is Armani Prive, and although it's very striking, I keep hoping, say, Victoria Beckham will show up in the exact same dress and then [the two of them will have extreme tantrums for about an hour including commercial breaks](https://gofugyourself.com/fug%5Fthe%5Fdate%5Fviii%5F90210%5F1-09-2010?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io). Of course, since V.Becks is pregnant, that shoots to hell the story where she loses her virginity in a hotel room shortly thereafter. I am pretty sure it was not an immaculate conception, because have you SEEN her husband?

Anyway, back to Gwen. Aside from the echoes of *90210* glory, and maybe even slightly because of, I rather like this on her. I appreciate that it's got a twist to it but manages still to be less busy than some of what she likes to do -- before Cannes, it had been a while since she showed up wearing gowns, and it's interesting to see how she's metamorphosed since her last mega media blitz. The back is also lovely in its simplicity:

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/05/gwenstefani_114467788.jpg "Gwen Stefani")](https://gofugyourself.com/well-played-from-the-neck-down-gwen-stefani-05-2011/this-must-be-the-place-premiere-64th-annual-cannes-film-festival-3?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

But we have got to talk about her makeup.

[![](https://static.gofugyourself.com/uploads/2011/05/gwenstefani_114467073.jpg "Gwen Stefani")](https://gofugyourself.com/well-played-from-the-neck-down-gwen-stefani-05-2011/this-must-be-the-place-premiere-64th-annual-cannes-film-festival-2?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

HONEY. That adds ten years to your face. Let me be clear: The one arena in which you do NOT want to best Christina Aguilera is the Makeup Thunderdome.