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# Well Played, Gwyneth Paltrow
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/well-played-gwyneth-paltrow-2-11-2013/
- Published: 2013-11-11T21:00:20.000Z
- Updated: 2013-11-11T04:50:03.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: fugs, Well Played, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:37, Gwyneth Paltrow

Damn it, Paltrow:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/108162pcn_paltrow03.xml "Gwyneth Paltrow attends the Christmas decorations inauguration at Printemps in Paris")](https://gofugyourself.com/?attachment%5Fid=957141&ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

This dress is adorable and the fact that your hair looks ever-so-slightly crazed makes you seem more approachable than usual. (Don't worry, I know you are NOT.) Why must you always remind me that somewhere, way down deep inside me, behind the place where I keep the Cheetos and next to that part of me which will always sing the theme song to One Tree Hill with too much gusto in the shower, I like you just the way you are? And I think you are very pretty. CURSES. Now, hurry up and write a GOOP full of advice like, "When I'm staying at a hotel in London for some reason I can't quite think of -- oh! Say my giant house is being fumigated because the silverfish are eating the piles of money under the bed -- then I like to stay at this wee gem of a hotel called Claridge's!" so I can get my humors in balance again.

\[Photo: Pacific Coast News\]