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Jennifer Aniston, pre-trim

Jennifer Aniston, pre-trim

This is Aniston: Regular Flavor. Very pretty, very usual for her, almost always down. It's nice, but I really do think this length kind of makes her face look longer than it is, and not always in a good way -- almost as if it squares off her jaw and draws it down.

Jennifer Aniston, mid-trim

Jennifer Aniston

And here she is, in Phase One of her bobbing, traumatized by having taken a few tiny inches off the bottom. ... Ah, I kid. I just wanted an excuse to use this photo.

Jennifer Aniston, mid-trim

Jennifer Aniston

Here Jen is actually looking completely fine with it. She's got springier, shorter hair, but she's evidently not done -- it's like she asked for change, her hairdresser talked her off the ledge and convinced her to start slow and keep going if she changed her mind, and then voila: Jen went from this...

Jennifer Aniston, post-trim

Jennifer Aniston

... to this, a cute angular bob.

Jennifer Aniston, post-trim

I wonder why we haven't had any stories about what John Mayer thinks of Jen's new hair. SURELY they are coming.

Jennifer Aniston, post-trim

Jennifer Aniston, post-trim

See what I mean about her face shape, though? The shorter lengths both round out her jaw a bit, in a flattering way. I hope she keeps it for a while. Now, if we could just talk to her about how much bronzer she tends to wear, we'd be in business.

Well Played Hair: Jennifer Aniston
We've said for a long time that Jennifer Aniston is overdue to shake things up a bit, and so she kindly obliged by getting a haircut. This has been happening a lot of late, where we say something -- like that we think Jessica Alba is pregnant again -- and then it turns out we are tapping into some mystical psychic force engulfing the universe. We would really appreciate if that force would stop tipping us off about people's uteri and head-suits, and started dealing in winning lottery numbers. Anyway, back to Aniston: Of course, a trim isn't necessarily high drama, but for Jen-- whose hair has been the same for roughly seven or eight years now -- lopping six or so inches off her noggin signifies an extreme leap out of her rut of long, beachy, tousled locks. Above, you see her as we've known her the most consistently (if her early Friends shag was The Rachel, then this is The Jennifer), and then the slideshow will take you through her slow burn toward a bob. Frankly, I like it (and, it should be noted, I also liked it when she did something similar midway through Friends). It suits her, and softens her face shape. Plus, as I noted with Matt Morrison, change can be a fine thing, and if there's anything Jennifer needs at this point in her life -- where nobody will shut up about whether she hates Angelina, secretly dines with Brad, craves a baby, and/or needs a romantic intervention -- it's a fresh approach. Sometimes hair is not just hair; sometimes it's The Answer. And then sometimes it is, in fact, just hair. But that's the beauty of a makeover. It always grows back. In this case, though, we're not in a hurry. Unless she gets hooked on taking inches off and ends up with the Michelle Williams, which we suspect would NOT work. Everything in moderation, Jen. [poll id="1211"] [Photos: Getty and Splash News]

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