> ## Content Index
> Fetch the complete content index at: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/llms.txt
> Use this file to discover other available public pages before exploring further.

# Well Played, Heidi Klum
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/well-played-heidi-klum-4-08-2014/
- Published: 2014-08-21T21:00:02.000Z
- Updated: 2014-08-21T05:12:02.000Z
- Author: Jessica  
- Tags: Well Played, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 07:39

This is basically The Platonic Ideal of Heidi Klum:

[![](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/content/files/www-gofugyourself-com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/ffn_ota_americasgottalent_082014_51507468.xml "'America's Got Talent' Season 9 Post-Show Red Carpet")](https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/are-you-fug/)

It's short, it's sparkly, it's tight, she's tan. And while Short, Sparkly, Tight, and Tan can so easily go wrong -- just look at....well, all of our archives -- if anyone can pull off showing up on the red carpet dressed like a disco ball, it's Heidi. (Although, in a historic first, I might have argued that she didn't need quite that many bracelets. I know. I'll show myself out.)

\[Photo: Fame/Flynet\]