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# Fairly Well Played, Helen and Pierce and Tom
- URL: https://go-fug-yourself.ghost.io/well-played-helen-and-pierce-and-tom-09-2026/
- Published: 2026-09-11T16:00:46.000Z
- Updated: 2026-09-11T03:10:05.000Z
- Description: From Mobland.
- Author: Heather
- Tags: fugs, #wp, #wp-post, #Import 2026-10-07 08:31

HELEN MIRREN: Oh, hello, Tom! [You haven't been fired](https://variety.com/2026/tv/global/tom-hardy-not-fired-mobland-discussions-underway-return-1236760956/?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)!

TOM HARDY: Indeed!

PIERCE BROSNAN: I am handsome.

HELEN: Hahaha, what a thing, imagine thinking you had been fired!

TOM: Mmm-hmm!

PIERCE: I am DAMNED handsome, in fact.

HELEN: No creative differences here, eh? None at all! What silliness!

TOM: Mmmmm!

PIERCE: You might even say, "Mamma MIA, he is handsome."

HELEN: Is your shirt [a painting of the tower of Babel?](https://www.andsons.us/products/rogue-babel-silk-shirt-off-white?ref=go-fug-yourself.ghost.io)

TOM: *shrug*

HELEN: You chose, for this premiere, a symbol of the collapse of mutual understanding?!? *And* didn't wear clean shoes?

TOM: *smiles*

HELEN: Bit pointed, that, Tom.

PIERCE: HELLO I AM HANDSOME.

HELEN; Well, never mind, leave it with me, Tom. I'll simply laugh and laugh and laugh at how delightful you are, and if that doesn't make them stop talking, they'll just look at me, because I am ALSO pretty bloody attractive.

TOM: !!!

PIERCE: Look at the twinkle in THESE golden eyes!

HELEN: YES, Pierce, we understand, you are handsome.

PIERCE: Oh hello, when did you two get here?

###### \[Photo: Karwai Tang/WireImage\]